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If Pee is needed, let us quaff our coffee or beer or both and let it flow let it flow let it flow.

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Mark Suckerborg got declared MotY, despite everyone using twitter now.

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doth thou quoteth Jaye Elecronicaticus?

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Evidently she still afflicts us. We normally go about our lives hardly noticing her presence, but yet she is there, behind the scenes, domiciled in the lower bowels and colon of the body wonkett, where she finds the habitat to her liking, quietly doing her nasty business. In other words, latent troll is latent.

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I saw him hitchhiking once...I said "hop in".

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See...I don't get the language used here. When I'm in my car (which is where I do most of my praying), I'll be listening to the radio and hear something about some fuckwit somewhere doing something horrible...my prayers usually start with, "wtf God...really, wtf?"

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FUCK YU JUSTIN BEAVER!11!!! GO BACK TO CANADIA!!1!!!

::runs around the front yard in circles, waving arms wildly::

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So the Person of the Year is the typified Islam-hating American? That doesn't carry a lot of journalistic sex appeal, you know? Could we sexy it up with maybe a Blingee with Terry Jones and Peter King and some crusading knights, or pork products?

Time Magazine used to name an actual person -- or a <i>Man</i> of the year -- and not a collective noun of some sort. Those were the days.

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I think the process is called diuresis.

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I have a feeling that I'm probably going to like this Canada place if I end up moving there on Jan. 20, 2013.

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remember all those christian martyrs who died by stoning, crucifixion, crucifixion upside down, burning at the stake, impaling with spear, impaling with halberd, beheading, flaying, hanging, roasting to death in a bronze bull, etc.???

this is EXACTLY like GZ mosk christians today.

only with less body fat.

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2010 will be remembered as the year Wolf Blitzer didn't settle any wingnut arguments, simply because the two-and-a-half minute segment ran out, necessitating that he just 'leave it there.'

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