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Erisian's avatar

"even though the White House belongs to the American people, not to Donald Trump [sic]"

Mr Legum, I imagine that one of the things you'll be forced to acknowledge in one of the Reeducation Camps (who says the Fulvous Fuckwad isn't interested in edgimicashon) is that the American people and the Cantaloupe Codpiece are one and the same, that He is the embodiment of the people and the American spirit.

(My guess is that the first camps will be in the Alaskan Tundra; after all, the Dirty Fuels company will need expendable labor to build and then do every other dangerous job needed for their drilling operations.)

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"History, for one — the wing was built in 1902."

Another lesson will be that American history has been completely redacted for the years between 1861 - 2015 awaiting rewrites showing the ***real*** history of the US; no more bovine scat like 'this woman accomplished this," "that person of Color did that," and "immigrants are the backbone of the country." Somewhere there will be a shitwagon full of Winston Smiths making the necessary corrections to show that the Antebellum never ended; it just morphed into MAGA.

fnord

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UVB-76's avatar

L'État, c'est moi.

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Maryland Bear's avatar

On a related note, the Washington Monument is lit up tonight in a preview of things to come for the 250th birthday celebration.

https://wjla.com/news/local/new-years-eve-2026-washington-monument-freedom250-light-show-projections-live-stream-fireworks-celebration-america-anniversary-birthday-national-mall-dc-events-american-us-history-tourism-public-viewing-historical

As someone who has lived in the nation’s capital area since 1986, let me just say this:

WASHINGTON DC IS NOT VEGAS!!!!

It’s a city of marble not neon.

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josephebacon's avatar

Are they showing Trump's face on the Washington Monument?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Gary, the destruction of the WH was not on ANYONE'S Bingo card. I loathe That Thing in the Offal Office and all his fascist enablers and toadies with the heat of all the suns in the universe.

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lotsacatsndogs's avatar

Assume others below have mentioned the lack of abatement of or testing for asbestos contamination in the EW demolition, in the debris as well as the air and soil? Motherfucker.

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UVB-76's avatar

I don't think any paperwork or inspections were performed. They just showed up and started bashing away.

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Ash's avatar

The foolish Trump thinks he can make history, but now he's become a complete joke. Are we really just supposed to stand by and watch him do this?

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pskbh's avatar

Nothing seems to work for us. Honest respect for our country and constitution, integrity and human morality haven't.

Maybe our own scathing humor and outright laughter will save this country. Not just brilliant journalists and comedic intellectuals we appreciate, but us! What if our next protest was focused on the laughable lengths he goes to, to be taken seriously? What if we just make fun of him ALL THE FUCKING TIME?

I know. He's fucking us up and it's deadly serious for all of us.

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Oliver Furman's PA's avatar

Oh, he's made history, all right.

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Anonymous Venezuelan's avatar

It's like Shakespeare written by Mel Brooks.

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pskbh's avatar

Shakespeare was a Wonkette. Mel Brooks was Shakespeare for 20th century venue.

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UVB-76's avatar

Greg Gutfeld.

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Oliver Furman's PA's avatar

Except it isn't funny.

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pskbh's avatar

No it's not funny and neither is he. But he hates being made fun of. If we don't laugh at him, the way the rest of the world is, he's won. He doesn't know everyone else laughs because we aren't.

I'm not saying this is not deadly fucking serious.

I was inspired by Obama's speech to the press dinner (forget what it's called) where dump sat dumbfounded that this BLACK man was making jokes about him. Classic.

He is and has been laughable. Ask NYC.

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Anonymous Venezuelan's avatar

To my friends east and west, may your balls drop in a timely manner.

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clairence's avatar

any moment now....

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Pub Option's avatar

Glitzkrieg.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I have to admit, wrecking the Whitehouse wasn’t on my doom list.

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Noma Larkey's avatar

I always said, the place will need to be razed to get all the stench out after he is gone, but I never thought he would start the process.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

With luck, we will have control of Congress and can start ripping his name off things in 2026 or 2027. Let him see it all go while he’s experiencing his second impeachment.

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Erisian's avatar

I've suggested previously that after he is forced to go through his own personal purgatory he is put in a cage, in the middle of a C-5M Super Galaxy, with no one else in the cargo bay so they won't have to hear his whining, and deposited in a country that has ratified the Rome Statute, not just became a signatory.

fnord

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I hope goes down screaming.

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DSLinDC 🏳️‍🌈's avatar

"And just to add insult to injury, what did Trump do with the remains of this historic building? He sent it off to be used as filler in a local municipal golf course. Perhaps he expects us to be grateful because he didn’t appropriate it for one of his own golf courses instead."

He seems to be starting on this one, actually: https://www.popville.com/2025/12/national-links-trust-lease-terminated-nps-trump/

Fuck that guy, always and forever!

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

DC's Best private golf course and private cemetary

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Smoke O'Possum's avatar

Holy fuck, you guys! I have the house to myself, ate a gummy, and just learned there's a whole season of Resident Alien I haven't seen!

Fuck! This is better than Christmas!

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jemineye's avatar

WOOOOOOO!!!

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gallbladder's avatar

Time to run nude through the place while screaming "I'M A SEXY FOX!!!"

Your neighbours will love you.

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UVB-76's avatar

That's my line, GB.

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Smoke O'Possum's avatar

I'm too lazy to even do gravity bongs in the hot tub.

It's been *a* year, gallbladder.

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Noma Larkey's avatar

And jump on the bed!!

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gallbladder's avatar

Yeah, man!

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Let me sum up's avatar

I mean, your neighbors don't seem to mind.

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Smoke O'Possum's avatar

They're out smoking in the garage, as is tradition.

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Let me sum up's avatar

With their fingers hovering over the Canadian equivalent of 911 on their phones.

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gallbladder's avatar

That would be 911.

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Let me sum up's avatar

I know…you see, it's funny because…oh nevermind.

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Smoke O'Possum's avatar

Lol, we're actually listening to the nearby sirens and the police scanner...NYE with a fresh inch of snow on the roads...it's active in the city.

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tehbaddr's avatar

I kinda got lost in season 2 and need to catch up. It is a real good series.

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Let me sum up's avatar

Worth signing up for a week of free Netflix then canceling? I do like Alan Tudyk.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Sure, you can also get it on Peacock. That's were I've been getting it, that's why a few seasons behind. They get the dregs after airing by a year or two.

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Michael Grant's avatar

But its gonna be a cool White House..."With blackjack and hookers"

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Noma Larkey's avatar

Oh hell, I just conjured up a whole twisted version of 'Diamonds Are Forever' in my head, with Willard Whyte and the "Whyte House"....ugh.

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tehbaddr's avatar

I wonder what Tramp's house looked like when he was growing up. Did Fred get the whorehouse decorating bug from his dad who actually ran a whore house, and then pass it on down to Donald?

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Smoke O'Possum's avatar

Clearly you have never seen a Winnipeg whorehouse.

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tehbaddr's avatar

They don't have that false classy bordello look?

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josephebacon's avatar

Border Patrol Chief Admits They’re Arresting U.S. Citizens

CBP Chief Greg Bovino practically bragged about arresting protesters.

Border Patrol has been arresting U.S. citizens, according to the agency’s leader.

U.S. Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino told Fox News Tuesday that his underlings had in fact arrested American citizens, claiming that they had cuffed U.S. nationals for assaulting border patrol agents.

https://newrepublic.com/post/204835/cbp-official-greg-bovino-arrest-us-citizens?utm_medium=notification&utm_source=pushly&utm_campaign=pushly_launch

Bovino is the head of the Gestapo.

LOCK

BOVINO

UP!

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Queen Méabh's avatar

And the people who appointed him did so because they knew he was a born-again Gestapo, and that's exactly what they wanted. They are just as guilty as he is.

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