The manager of a movie theater that hired an actor dressed as a gunman, like, with a fake rifle and body armor or whatever, to come in and give its Iron Man 3 audiences a little PTSD thrill, is sorry he's not sorry! Like, what part of "entertainment"
You run a movie theater. Your job is to sell overpriced tickets, unnecessary "upgrades" like DBox, watered-down soda and popcorn with a butter-like substance smeared across the top.
It's not to hire some guy who dresses like he's about to bust some skulls in a combat zone to "entertain". Especially for a movie where such people are the *bad guys*. Next time, hire some Robert Downey Jr. lookalike, spend $50 for a t-shirt with a light-up arc reactor in it, and call it good.
Real funny. And I'm sure Wilkins would find it HILAROUS if someone walked up to him with a real-looking (fake) gun, put it against his forehead and screamed "DIE MUTHAFUKA!"
You're in one of those open carry states where people like to show how much they lurve the Second Amendment by carrying guns on the street, the mall, church, etc. So you go to the movies in one of those states and someone walks in with an assault style rifle and a duffle bag. Do you... A) feel safer B) watch the gunman instead of the movie C) leave D) shoot first 'cause you're the good guy with a gun
So there were at least 5 fake gunpersons at this theater. Plenty of scope for a massacre.
I really didn't want to read this.
Just.
How can people really be so fucking dumb?
You run a movie theater. Your job is to sell overpriced tickets, unnecessary "upgrades" like DBox, watered-down soda and popcorn with a butter-like substance smeared across the top.
It's not to hire some guy who dresses like he's about to bust some skulls in a combat zone to "entertain". Especially for a movie where such people are the *bad guys*. Next time, hire some Robert Downey Jr. lookalike, spend $50 for a t-shirt with a light-up arc reactor in it, and call it good.
Real funny. And I'm sure Wilkins would find it HILAROUS if someone walked up to him with a real-looking (fake) gun, put it against his forehead and screamed "DIE MUTHAFUKA!"
You're in one of those open carry states where people like to show how much they lurve the Second Amendment by carrying guns on the street, the mall, church, etc. So you go to the movies in one of those states and someone walks in with an assault style rifle and a duffle bag. Do you... A) feel safer B) watch the gunman instead of the movie C) leave D) shoot first 'cause you're the good guy with a gun