Terrible godless socialist racket "Miss USA Pageant" declared Miss California, Alyssa Campanella, the winner after she was one of only two contestants out of 51 girls in the pageant to correctly answer a question about evolution, by affirming that it exists. America's other bright shining young ladies either did not understand the question or went with the more popular, "the jury is still out on science" response:
I"m sure there are exceptions, but the propensity of beauty pageants to select for profoundly dumb women is really amazing. (You could call it natural selection, if these pageants weren't so unnatural.) Assuming any brainy women ever enter the contest (there's some serious selection going on right there), what is it that knocks them out, leaving us with this stellar collection of airheads as finalists?
She didn't win, and that was the catalyst of her "there's liberal bias in beauty contests" media (even ones owned by Donald Trump) campaign that didn't end until she sued the pageant organizers and they whipped out her sex tape and made her go away.
Seriously. I'm generally not for regressing or misogyny, but I'd be perfectly happy to have these idiots judged exclusively on T&A and skip the whole they-speak (kinda) portion.
So which "side" are the creation legends of the Sioux on? What about the Aztecs? The Vikings? Sumerians?
Which "side" is the one with the turtles, all the way down, on?
What is absolute bullshit is that they think they've got the "correct" version of creationism, just because their version of religion has been the best at the genocide game so far.
You know these proselytizers-by-proxy will never admit nor allow that their creation beliefs are even close to having equal consideration with the heathen creation "myths" of "savages."
"But... um... Both Sides!" Fuck your bullshit.
Some of us need that negative correlation as the slender thread on which our self-esteem hangs. If greater beauty means greater intelligence, I'm doomed.
Careful what you wish for. Too many of these dunderheads refuse to vaccinate their kids as it is.
When combined with a couple of wine coolers, this rarely fails.
You sure you want her DNA in your kid?
I"m sure there are exceptions, but the propensity of beauty pageants to select for profoundly dumb women is really amazing. (You could call it natural selection, if these pageants weren't so unnatural.) Assuming any brainy women ever enter the contest (there's some serious selection going on right there), what is it that knocks them out, leaving us with this stellar collection of airheads as finalists?
That's why she's all for world peace.
"Idiots. Billions and Billions of idiots." They drink in silence for a while.
Rima Fakih: incontrovertible proof that the burqa is a really, really bad idea.
God has a cosmic sense of humor, that's all.
People are always confusing the Miss America Pageant and the Miss USA Pageant.
One gives out college scholarships, and the other gives out Donald Trump's phone number.
She didn't win, and that was the catalyst of her "there's liberal bias in beauty contests" media (even ones owned by Donald Trump) campaign that didn't end until she sued the pageant organizers and they whipped out her sex tape and made her go away.
Seriously. I'm generally not for regressing or misogyny, but I'd be perfectly happy to have these idiots judged exclusively on T&A and skip the whole they-speak (kinda) portion.
We have a winner.
i wish they all could be california girls.
Wait, gawd didn't just invent the Goldendoodle like 19 years ago?
So which "side" are the creation legends of the Sioux on? What about the Aztecs? The Vikings? Sumerians?
Which "side" is the one with the turtles, all the way down, on?
What is absolute bullshit is that they think they've got the "correct" version of creationism, just because their version of religion has been the best at the genocide game so far.
You know these proselytizers-by-proxy will never admit nor allow that their creation beliefs are even close to having equal consideration with the heathen creation "myths" of "savages."
"But... um... Both Sides!" Fuck your bullshit.
Some of us need that negative correlation as the slender thread on which our self-esteem hangs. If greater beauty means greater intelligence, I'm doomed.
I just actually swooned.