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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Ah-hahahahaha.

And I mean that seriously.

Carthago Delenda Est's avatar

So, it seems that Lauro has never heard the expression, ‘When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.’

Because apropos.

CanadianBacon's avatar

Great, just fantastic. What a thing to have to endure on my 60th birthday.

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Happy BDay. Welcome to the 60's!

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saw a conversation on msnbc about trump having troubles finding competent/high-powered attorneys willing to work for him. i love that his whole life of assholery is coming back to eat him up...

David Hendrickson's avatar

I wonder if that problem is related to the fact that TFG never pays his attorneys, anything ever.

Nah, just a co-inky-dinky.

DemoCat's avatar

Look at that pic of Trump. We don’t attack people’s looks here, so I’ll just do strictly factual reporting. His squint is so pronounced he can barely open his eyes. He has no eyelashes. His mouth looks like a puckered cat butthole. Otherwise, yeah.

Revenant's avatar

he always sounds hoarse, probably from all the senseless yelling he does; every time I have the misfortune of hearing his voice, I have to keep clearing my throat, and I think "Jeezus Kee-rist, somebody get this cretin a lozenge"

Coffee and Chaos's avatar

This just makes me squee with delight.

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

It MUST be "a sign" from above (or from somewhere).

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

LMAO. Sorry Charlie, er, Donny. You need to pay higher quality law peeps.

March 4th (the only date that's also a command). It's also the very date that DA Fani Willis proposed for Trump's Trial in Fulton Cty, GA. I'm sure the Judge and the DA can work out something around 4-6 weeks ahead or behind March 4th. Judge Chutkan (being a Judge) and Willis a DA, I'd think Ms. Willis moves her date.

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

YES! How appropo? Perfect. Wouldn't that be great? What comes around....

Hippo Heaven's avatar

Judge Merchan in New York has to move his date, too. They're set for the latter part of March, but the trial in DC won't be concluded by then.

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

That would work for me. It'll be 4/20 regardless of what day(s) his trial(s) begin.

Maybe's avatar

They could have all of eternity and still not be "able to provide adequate representation." They are not adequate lawyers. trump will probably replaces some or all of them by the trial date anyway. And he won't pay them.

Anzu's avatar

IANAL but it does not seem like good lawyerin' to me to have your lawyer whine that he isn't a good enough lawyer to prepare for a trial in six months

Hippo Heaven's avatar

He's just setting up the appeal for "inadequate representation of counsel" when Trump is convicted.

Spleen Victoria's avatar

IAANAL but, like, you get what you pay for.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Republicans really need to start thinking of a Plan B if and when Trump is convicted (and possibly declared ineligible). Who will it be?

We know it won’t be (LOL) Pence or Christie. I don’t think the GOP is going to switch from burnt steak and faux Christian to vegan Hindu. Or nominate a brown woman. Asa Hutchinson may be the most reasonable choice, which means he’s out.

So who?

Robert Eckert's avatar

I'm still rooting for a deadlocked convention where P01135809 has almost half the delegates and they won't vote for anyone else, while the rest cannot agree on an alternative, until there are fistfights on the floor and then gunfights.

Hippo Heaven's avatar

Not sure they need a Plan B. If Trump is convicted in DC, he's still eligible to run. If he's incarcerated, and wins, he can pardon himself and move back into the White House.

The only hope is that 14th Amendment issue which is probably never going to amount to anything.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

There’s at least one lawsuit trying to get Trump declared ineligible based on the 14th amendment. We’ll see how that plays out.

Hippo Heaven's avatar

I'm skeptical, but I know very little about it.

Revenant's avatar

this might be the very first time in his misbegotten life that ANYONE has called Asshole Hutchinson "reasonable", in any context. It gives me a kind of dark, bitter joy to see one of the jackasses who used to bray "Character Counts!" when they were trying to find SOME way, ANY way to assassinate Bill Clinton without actually killing him. The impeachment over a little (private) light marital infidelity, into which the wizards of reactionary politics poured all the venom, the hypocrisy, the purulent dishonesty bubbling in themselves to make a foul brew to their own taste, and invited us all to try some.

Maybe's avatar

Their Plan B, Plan C, Plan Infinity is denial. They will claim that trump was not convicted just as they now claim that he didn't lose to Joe Biden.

Anzu's avatar

Mitt Romney returns to fulfill the White Horse prophecy.

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

What ever happened to Rafalca the wonder horse? Out to pasture or to the glue factory?

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

ikr? That's for us common folks.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

The strategy of the ReFuck candidates is obvious. Be number 2. Go for VP (Nimrata Randhawa), or be the last alternative standing after Trump goes down the legal rathole and then step into the nomination after Trump is on his way to prison (Christy or Pence.)

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

On Suits they would have wrapped this whole thing up already and Donna would have read Trump for filth just for good measure.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Meanwhile Aileen Cannon stated that one of the jurors in the DC grand jury had their parking validated and seeks to throw out all evidence in her case. Probably.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

one box of 'find out' for mr trump - will mr trump please come to the front desk

BoB the TacoɔɒT, Tumbrel Pilot's avatar

I hope all of the prosecutors are ready for some high shenanigans. These clowns will be trying every stunt they can to force a mistrial. Its all they can do.

Maybe's avatar

And some death threats.

Revenant's avatar

LOTS of death threats. Hallmark ought to put out a new line of "Get Dead" cards for busy traitors. They'd sell MILLIONS.

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

If Hallmark can make a buck off of it, they'd certainly try.

Some kind of Fred's avatar

Yep, all they can do. I used to work with a former criminal attorney. He said that when for some reason you went to trial instead of pleading out when the evidence was overwhelming, there is one tactic to try.

Make the jury like the defendant.

They've got nothing.