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The Quirk's avatar

Revengers, Resemble!

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

... and may God have mercy on their souls...

yeah, "over there" this stuff is popular. You feel like you need a bath after a visit.

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The Quirk's avatar

Actually, I'm surprised she could keep her appetite.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

But tiny penis jokes are NOT COOL, uh, a friend of mine told me to say that.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Totally agree, except for that last word.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Oh isn't it nice, you can actually feel their bubbling rage coming right through the interwebs, at the actual incontrovertible sight of a colored who would deign to mildly disrespect a white man* of authoritah!

It's probably just a Schadenfreude flashback from the binges I went on a little while back, but I kind of enjoy seeing these sad little fucks bitterly hammering their keyboards, creating little impotent missives of text-based congealed bile burps.

*Debatably white. Orange-ish

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fuflans's avatar

yup. i wrote almost this identical thing to mr fuflans last night. the scenario is crystal clear and is enacted in family gatherings nationwide on a regular basis.

boehner is your embarrassing uncle making an off color joke that could be insulting to another party at the table. the adult libtards at the table have to deal with it. so the guy has to smooth it over and move on. the chick (this is my role!!) gets to say or do something judgmental and put the boor in his place.

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fuflans's avatar

i would like to know the average weight of those commentators.

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diogenez's avatar

Ugh. Reading those comments was like going to Walmart. I need to take a shower.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"imagine waking up to Moochelle [sic] every day."</i>

Way ahead of you, "Rocco Tool" if that's your real name.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I'm quite sure many of those commenters really can't stand to look at Michelle, or Barack. Probably can't stand to look at Al Sharpton either, or most NBA players.

Also, I can't help but notice the utter lack of acknowledgement that it's quite rude to carry on a conversation at dinner when there's someone in between you and the other participant. And I'm of course totes certain that what Boner said before that little arm-tap wasn't at all dismissively misogynistic, nosireebob there's no way that could've happened.

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SullivanSt's avatar

That there's a lot of nasty people out there.

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schmannity's avatar

Admittedly, she could have shown a little more class by backhanding him in his alcohol thrombosed snout.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

It's the comments about her "shovelling it in" that get me. FFS. She's got her husband on one side, who is a little busy talking to others, and Orange Boy on the other. Yep, I'd be concentrating on eating, too.

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