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That she never does, anymore.

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That nailed it, perfectly.

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Too bad that, we could have been spared so much.

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Me too

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I think her fashion sense since being (gag) FLOTUS is more like dressing up a harlot in frumpy wear. She's the queen of frumpy trumpy wear. Dreadful. Unless she is wearing jeans, a white shirt and cool pumps, she looks like a dork. Everything she wears outside of that makes her look fat and dorky. I don't get it.

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♫Day-oh, dayayayay-oh'Lania come and she want to see Queen.Day, it's a day, it's a day, it's a day, its a day-ay-ay-oh.'Lania come and she want to see Queen.

Come Mister Foxy Man, video Melania,Sov'reign come an' me want to see Queen.Come Mister Fashion Man, dress me as banana,Sov'reign come an' me want to see Queen.

It's 5 foot, four foot nine, four foot eight Liz,Sov'reign come an' me want to see Queen,It's four foot, four foot one, four foot two Liz,Princess Ann want me fook off go home.

Day-oh, dayayayay-oh'Lania come and she want to go Queen.Day, it's a day, it's a day, it's a day, its a day-ay-ay-oh.'Lania come and she want to see Queen. ♫

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So, they've decided to dress Melania like a super villain? Is this a permanent change, something for the holidays, or did Donnie get her a gig shilling for Disney+?

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Notice how they couldn't get Anuslips & Melanoma to move along? It's like "The Klan Who Came To Dinner" https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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It's got to be hard to dress completely disproportional breasts. Mel and Baby Vanka are prime examples, both tall and well-built clothes hangers that made a choice which made it hard to get dressed. I blame 45, and his stupid 1950s breast fixation, and the sick hold he wields over the women in his life.

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I'm at a loss for words since I was facebook jailed for "white trash".

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Absolutely, remember the last visit? Melanoma dressed as Queen of the May at your nearest Renaissance Faire! Her notions of royalty include Disney princess costumes.

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No, I think she likes to get full value from her newly enlarged "kidney stones". She toned it down because she doesn't want to get iced out in the ladies restroom.I wish she'd tone down the 6" heels, personally.

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More money than taste. Both of them.

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Love those purple stilettos.

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He's alluding to WWII. When there was no NATO.

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Bad taste.

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