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Show us on the doll where the people are eye probing you, Vecchio.

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AROSEISAROSEISAROSEGHAZIIIIII!!!!!!111,11! ,111!

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Nah, instead he went into acting for profit.

Wait.

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He moved to Hollywood, which in his own words "has much more integrity."

Seriously, though, would history have been different if Misha had been an intern at the same time as Monica Lewinski?

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Can't argue with that!

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But then who would Dean Winchester's boyfriend be?

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Freedom Flocks of Flags.

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Did she leave a note saying, "so long, and thanks for all the flowers"?

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Ah, that must be one of those synthetic babies that Dolce & Gabbana were talking about!

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Samesies.

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Bachelorsbuttonsghazi

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Nefarious plots about the staff is so a Clinton thing. Wingnuts are just practicing for 2 years from now.

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Off with her head!

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Flowers are such Takers!

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GMO or GTFO!

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this comes RIGHT after richard III was reburied. i don't think this can be a coincidence.

laura dowling is a lancaster.

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