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marxalot's avatar

My mom calls canned Cream of [Anything] soup "Lutheran binder" and it took me years to realize that was just a comment on potluck casseroles and not an actual term.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Crisco is just an imitation of lard, which is the gold standard for deep frying. Unfortunately, lard is almost impossible to find anymore, unless you're talking about those tubs of hydrogenated lard, which is unhealthy and gross. I priced leaf lard recently and it's more expensive than meat is.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Finish the joints in that wallboard you put up last week.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Hey. I cook with chicken fat. It makes the best biscuits.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Pineapple usually prevents gelatin from jelling - I think the ingredients here are just scared stiff.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Rush or the Jell-O stuff?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Help! My <strike>war</strike> mommy blog has become a recipe blog!

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

You see what happens when conservative WASPs try to be creative. It never ends well.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Did I parse the headline right? Is Rush actually stuffed with Jello? It <em>would</em> explain a lot ...

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TundraGrifter's avatar

No Velveeta?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

My Mother used to make lime Jello with ginger ale and sliced halfs of pear.

If you're going to make it, nothing wrong with a little pop.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Crisco is for whimps.

When it comes to pie crust, get the lard out. And then in.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Could be worse. Could be one of the those godawful mushroom soup casseroles with canned green beans and little onion bits on top.

Reminds me of "Rappers' Delight."

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

um, dive into it?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

A Pot-O-Gold, in fact.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

His mom shat jello. They tried to make this salad out of the baby Rush before they realized he only looked like jello - that's why it's so important to him.

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