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William O Miles's avatar

I'm sorry I read this. I thought it was gonna be about embroidery.

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diogenez's avatar

I was expecting jokes about guys who drive really big trucks...!

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Goonemeritus's avatar

I stick my face plenty trimming my rose bushes, maybe that is why I'm a total snack.

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BlueSpot's avatar

Microneedling is what happens when someone has sex with Donald Trump.

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forestvillain's avatar

And here I thought microneedling was the term Stormy Daniels used to describe her horizontal encounter with Lumpy.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

And do checkout the deep perversity of the lyrics of "Paper Doll" by The Mills Brothers. Presages "In Every Dream Home A Heartache" by Roxy Music, somehow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaMeSrynug0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSniBxXjK_8

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LoCoJo's avatar

But Robyn, I AM as vain and shallow as you are. The problem is I'm also broke. And vain, shallow and broke ain't no way to go through life.

Anyway, it's chilly and rainy so me and the fur devil are going to get under a blanket, watch Mafia tv shows and eat soup today.

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lordpnut's avatar

Fuck all y'all. I'ma go watch GREASE with my old lady.

Got a four barrel carb and twelve to one pistons, oh yeah.

Keep talkin', whoa, keep talkin'...and whatnot.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

" and the dog will lie down with the hen"

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Learn the Verse Dammit! "...and the hen will lie down with the dog". Christ...

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Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

A. Dolls have always given me the creeps, and I never played with them; and 2. Wenche is my spirit animal today.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

When my spawn was little they were all about “Bunnicula,” a vampire rabbit who sucked the juice out of vegetables. Wholesome!

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lordpnut's avatar

Any Boney Carrot?

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GlazedHaim's avatar

The Celery Stalks at Midnight haunts me to this day

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Holly - Yep it's me's avatar

OT - but DAMN! He's lost the Nazi dinner guest. First he lost Traitor Greene. Then Rogan. Now Fuentes is up - with Laura Loomer in the background having an absolute fucking meltdown over his latest podcast. It's a wonderment to behold. The video is on Crooks and Liars. The handcuff lady is all over social in her epic meltdown AKA her 'betrayal'...fun times kids.

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lordpnut's avatar

You hate to see it.

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Edith Prickly's avatar

Hi Holly - is everything OK? Heard you were in the ER.

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Holly - Yep it's me's avatar

Hi there! I'll be fine. I've had sciatica now for over two months. I've spent more time in the ER than I could have thought possible. Friday's visit came with an MRI that shows all the shit happening in my spine. The words 'bulging' and 'herniated' and 'degenerative' means one thing. I'm an old lady falling apart at the seams. Seriously, I will be fine. I have an appointment with a spine specialist in a few weeks.

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Resource NW's avatar

You just need to move the cabin to zero G. Up in orbit no birds, but also no bears. I think the cats would have a blast!

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Alpaca22's avatar

I seem to be in the same place as you with my spine. I have done so many treatments that sucked. The best thing I got was a red light therapy belt. I use it for my myriad joint pains and it really helps.

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"M"'s avatar

Is there a brand you'd recommend ...?

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Ugh…I’m probably not far behind you with the sciatica. It sucks. What level took you to the ER? I’ve just been sort of ignoring it and hoping it will go away…and stretching a lot.

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Holly - Yep it's me's avatar

10 over 10 on the pain scale and walking while screaming. What I've learned over the course of my own research is most sciatica will resolve on its own so here's to that happening for you! If the worst happens there are treatments now that are working for those of us with chronic sciatica.

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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

"because none of you are as vain or shallow as I am"

I am. I've gone back to school with the most young looking youngs and I make no apologies.

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Seek's avatar

I saw the style of the cartoon about Vampires and expected it to be a Scooby Doo cartoon. Meddling Kids!

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I, too, have a ridiculous beauty regimen: I shower every once in a while.

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