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Wonkette has gone somewhat weird on my android tablet, there's no spacing between content and edge. Hard to read

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so, Comer said that witnesses can say whatever they like about committee members during a hearing? I'm sure that won't ever come back to bite him in his banjo strumming ass.

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Comer going blank and having to repeatedly ask an aide "whaaaaaa?" is just delightful. It's probably more like "huuuuuurghnnnn?"

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"...was a real exercise in Comer stapling his dick to the wall. It is his fetish, we do not judge."

Comer's fetish is harshing my fetish so i DO judge thankyouverymuch

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I went to a show in a bar on Coney Island some ten years ago where people suspended themselves from hooks driven through the skin on their backs. Also there was this guy who would let you staple $10 and $20 dollar bills to his naked chest. But not his donger..

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Lev Parnas helping Comer nail his own dick to a wall should be made into a movie, titled "Revenge of the Chucklefuck".

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Imagine what Vlad has on Dipshit Donnie's phone. This is pretty scary shit and one reason Apple has resisted allowing third party app stores.

𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘷𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘮'𝘴 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘦𝘥𝘨𝘦, 𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳'𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥'𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘱𝘺 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘧𝘵𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 "𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳."

𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘂𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗮𝗰𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿𝗻𝘀

At least 31,031 people affected last year

https://www.theregister.com/2024/03/20/stalkerware_usage_surging_despite_data/

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Watched the Bob Marley movie this week. It was a nice tribute.

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Ta, Evan. Good day, beloved Wonketteers. I love and appreciate you all and I bless us all with love, health, peace, and grace. I didn't sign off last night because my jaw hurt, so beloved fiancé Meccalopolis found us The Sandman to watch and held me. I'm feeling better.

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Another tech company with a dumb ass move. Glassdoor started as an anonymous site to review companies and jobs.

𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗚𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁

https://techcrunch.com/2024/03/20/glassdoor-added-real-names-profiles-without-consent/

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Won’t you please help

Make Donald Great Again

RUSH all the money to Wonkette

We will see that the Man God Donald gets it

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This week's Thursday Prompt writing trigger is the word 'char.'

Hmm. I shall get breakfast-like substances, and do some exercise while I mull this one over. Perhaps a poem . . .

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Now what's left of the cable subscribers will know how much they're paying for Fox "News" ... Traditional cable TV households continues its download slide: https://www.statista.com/statistics/612660/paid-services-broadcast-vod-programming-north-america/

𝗙𝗖𝗖 𝗯𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗧𝗩 𝗶𝗻𝗱𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘆’𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗰𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗶𝗰𝗲

Cable firms must advertise full price including Broadcast TV and sports fees.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/03/fcc-bans-cable-tv-industrys-favorite-trick-for-hiding-full-cost-of-service/

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Trump eyes the man he once mocked as 'Little Marco' to be his VP: report

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