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Brian Bixby's avatar

Oh, no, they understand it perfectly well. If they're the minority party they can give their corporate masters everything they want, keep sucking down the "campaign contributions", and at the same time tell voters, "We can't do anything because those meanies on the other side of the aisle won't let us. Now send us some money so that we can be the majority (and do bupkiss) again!"

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Tip O'Neil must be spinning in his grave seeing what's become of his party.

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Not a good sign when you're stuck trusting incompetence and luck to maintain a democracy.

Swampay's avatar

But I didn't leave or disagree too hard, because in case they won I wanted to still have a job with them.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Dean testified even after G. Gordon Liddy threatened to kill him with a pencil. Pence still thinks if he plays dead, Jesus will make him president one day.

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Wow, Mike. You kiss Mother with that mouth?

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After everyone volunteering how drunk Rudy was, this is my favorite burn.

The problem with surrounding yourself with grifting assholes is that they will stab each other the back the second it’s in their interest.

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I still disagree with 99% of what Cheney believes in, but she will be remembered for sacrificing her political career to help expose Trump’s sedition.

HarryButtle's avatar

"You wear too much makeup. My sister wears too much...she looks like a whore."

Viole Falusche's avatar

Liz Dye remains my hero!

@anathema_device@bne.social's avatar

You say problem, I say benefit.

Oh, you mean to the arsehole himself? Ohwhatashame ;)

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Cheney will be fine. There are democrats donating to her re-election campaign, and holy fuck they should know better :(