Well, Wonkeroos, we have a new, strong contender for the coveted Legislative Badass of the Year award. This nominee enters the competition by calling out hypocrisy from his House GOP colleagues in an awesome new report titled “ Pork Barrel Politics. ” Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Rep. George Miller (D-CA):
Having clicked through to Miller's report, I think the main issue here has been completely missed:
<em>Who shrunk Mac Thornberry&#039;s head?</em>
(ETA: and actually, why do most of those goober&#039;s pics look like someone photoshopped their head on someone else&#039;s body?)
And Weiners!
Well, maybe not....
He&#039;s even got agriculture in his district!
But I bet they didn&#039;t spend those subsidies on lobster and steak dinners, though! (Who am I kidding, they probably totally did.)
And no Crazy Eyes!
Yeah, Farenthold looks plenty porcine.
&quot;That government is best which enriches me the most.&quot;
---Thomas Jefferson, quote approx.
It&#039;s a bit saddening, though, to see that Steve King is too stupid to make the list.