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CzechJournalists's avatar

hell, should i feel guilty for all the times i won Catan by having the longest road?

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

Ooh, did they also go for 'modern farmhouse' and paint all the original woodwork white with battleship gray walls? When we were househunting, that shit was generally a No from me. Because I'd look at it and think how much work it would take to fix :-/

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Thomas B.'s avatar

I had to rent a car in June while mine was in the shop. They gave me an EV6. I was hella impressed. I wasn't so impressed that the nearest Level 3 charger was over 10 miles away. I'd definitely have to get a home charger. But the EV6 was awesome!

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Sherry's avatar

Glad I saved this for this morning for a positive start to the day. I’ll take any glimmer of hope I can get.

We don’t get water in plastic bottle as we are lucky our water is clean and drinkable, not always a choice for a LOT of people. And yet any plastic container we get like for sour cream goes to, as my husband calls it, wish cycling. Tragic that it means zero.

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

I don’t recycle, not really available option, but I reuse the heck out of stuff. A quart sour cream or yogurt container, after washing, sit with its cover next to ann upstairs litter box, and another one sits near the downstairs boxes. I scoop the soiled litter into the containers, and empty them into the trashcan outside, and reuse them until they start to get build up on the inside, at which point I hope I’m forgiven for pitching them.

My glass jars from salad dressing gets washed out and eventually donated by the boxful to the soup kitchen. I don’t know what the cook does with them, but she always seems happy to see them walk through the door.

It releases the guilt factor a lot to know stuff has a second life.

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kmblue187's avatar

Wish I could get paid for picking up trash on the beach.

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Sherry's avatar

We have beach clean up day here. No pay other than satisfaction. Plus you meet nice people. However gamifying it like this would definitely be an incentive.

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kmblue187's avatar

Volunteering is great, but with the shortage of jobs…

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AKLynne's avatar

Through the entire video I was wondering who is doing all this polluting and why they aren't more caring of this beautiful river. If this much is collected every year, it is absolutely appalling.

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Monty Capuletti's avatar

Dear Sir, I find your condescending attitude towards Hungarians simply goulash.

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Cookie Lady's avatar

Because I am bored and also weird, I just composed a utopian novel in my head. A bunch of liberals infiltrate the Facebook School of Medicine to spread the belief that consumption of gold can repair mitochondria. RFKjr falls for it. MAHA MAGA first starts buying gold but as demand drives the price up, they begin criming to get it. Mass hysteria. And they kill each other off. And we take over. And build a better society. Which we can do because the assholes are all dead.

Gazillion holes in this but it’s fun to imagine!

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R in WA's avatar

Patch the holes and make it so!

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Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

Feels like this could be the secret back story for how the Federation came into being.

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Oy!'s avatar

"Facebook School of Medicine" – run with that! 😃

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I recommend ¹⁹⁶Au, it's a nice beta emitter. Wear shielding.

(Another radiation joke. Sue me again.)

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MorganX's avatar

Oh, you.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

The movie is over if you'd like to join us there for OT.

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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Some rando country singer from Louisiana performed at the county fair here last night and hit the stage so shitfaced he got dragged off of it by the Sheriff’s Department and ejected.

I’ve performed trashed lots of times and never had that happen to me. And he’s blaming the booze for his assholish behavior. Super classy painting everybody with a problem with the same brush.

https://cbs6albany.com/news/local/sheriffs-office-removes-performer-from-stage-during-schaghticoke-fair-concert

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nodak.   988 if you need help.'s avatar

I remember the night I scraped Ric Parnell off the stage, cause he was so drunk he fell of the drum kit in the middle of the second set.

Man, sometimes I really miss working live music.

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Cookie Lady's avatar

But damn. The sheriff’s statement was good. I don’t know what to think about that. Since I pretty much hate sheriffs.

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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Especially in this VERY Republican county. He probably has a relative in AA.

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nodak.   988 if you need help.'s avatar

every once in a while, a good one slips in.

That seems to be the case here.

Also gonna bet he's got family experience informing him...

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paperlesstiger's avatar

Well, it says country right there.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

It is

Liz (or Lizzie) Kim 김혜성 💫

‪@liz.sheshed.rocks

Holographic images of Trump have gone up in Los Angeles and it’s pretty cool.

https://bsky.app/profile/liz.sheshed.rocks/post/3lxnx7ouktc2y

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kmblue187's avatar

Me likey!

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Oy!'s avatar

fwiw - (and not intending to be pedantic) lenticular, not holographic. It's a really old technology, really simple and pretty cool. The Rolling Stones used it on the cover of . . .<memory don't fail me now> 'Their Satanic Majesty's Request' (they were always such fucking posers and followers)

•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•---•

"Lenticular printing"–https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenticular_printing

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AIB's avatar

Thanks for making that clear. I was expecting to see Der Donder standing next to Alec Guinness.

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Rocket Cat's avatar

It’s cool until they put Trump in the sky like Woody Allen’s mother in New York Stories.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I couldn't figure out who is selling those. 🥺

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Kay Ducky's avatar

WOW. Is there a Pulitzer category for something like that?

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I'm hoping those folks are selling the fuck out of them

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Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

For the motherfucking win!

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Shrimpman!

𝗙𝗗𝗔 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗽 𝗱𝘂𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗼𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁

https://ground.news/article/fda-recalls-more-shrimp-due-to-radioactive-threat_16a2ae?utm_source=headline-link&utm_medium=share

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AIB's avatar

I’ll have the Shrimp and Geiger, please.

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Dexter Mathorphan's avatar

Self-cooking shrimp. Nice! Vive la révolution!

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Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

As long as they aren't recalling meth the red states will stay quiet.

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Oy!'s avatar

Good thing I guess that I don't like shrimp (too rubbery) 😃

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

At least shrimp isn't too shrubbery.

{{{Hamilton wanders his way out...}}}

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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Well, if the fridge light burns out, you’ll still be able to find the leftover scampi.

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tehbaddr's avatar

“suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, plate, or shrimp, or Cesium-137 out the blue”

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

"But it's only a β− emitter!"

(Radiation joke. Sue me.)

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

More and more I feel like the comics weren't a fun diversion but secretly preparing us for the Dumbest Possible End Times.

I'm waiting for "The Last of Us" to become more survival documentary than horror show at this point.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Bizarro World is meh compared to our current timeline.

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

If we ever come out on the other side and need to explain this timeline to future generations it will start with "Imagine the most batshit insane way to destroy everything. Now add meth."

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Bradthe🤖's avatar

Ketamine, also too.

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

All the drugs!

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

At least 1000 milliElon's worth.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

And at least 2000 mcg of acid.

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Absolutely!

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

{{{Gigglesnort!!!}}} I'll show that to Feller when he's in a better mood. Simba is cracking up right now.

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Always the sensible one that Li'l Feller.

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Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

Racked up like a douche?

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In Crom We Trust's avatar

Another runner in the night

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"M"'s avatar

Another roller in the night 🌙 😴 😄

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

So, Ill Douche is revved up again? He's been suspiciously absent.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

I dunno, his new signoff "MAGA. President DJT" sounds kind of third-person-ish to me.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I think it's Cheung

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"The Thumb"? That dude is going to be working at Chuck E Cheese soon enough. And where's Susie Wiles? Moving her grift to a Cayman Islands bank, I'm sure.

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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Like Steebo Cheung is allowed within 500 yards of children.

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phantom_stranger's avatar

Ripped up like a douche, another rumour in the night...

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