The law is a grand thing, a collection of not merely statutes, but also precedents from previous cases, and when a legal innovation comes along, sometimes there have to be a few test cases to determine the boundaries of that new law. Do Nazis have the right to march in Skokie? (yes) Can 'intelligent design' be taught as science? (no) Just how
Someone needs to get on building the time machine to transport them back to the old west, where they can shoot people to their hearts content with no one to interfere with their rights. And be hanged for it.
Ordinarily I would say "Your move, Florida" but we already have an abundant body of work in the area of teenagers murdered by gun owners scared shitless of the world around them.
"In all things I say, I do: the constitution, my life. I will stand my ground in my house, on the stairs, in the garage, in the bathroom or on the roof. I will stand my ground in the kitchen and the basement, in the toilet and in the cupboards. I will stand my ground when children play, I'll stand my ground when they turn around in the driveway. Three words: CASTLE DOCTRINE."
Despite the Castle Doctrine, Kaarma was immediately charged with deliberate homicide. Prosecutor's position is that Trespass was the crime being committed by Dede, which is not a felony, and does not allow homeowners to kill people.
Someone needs to get on building the time machine to transport them back to the old west, where they can shoot people to their hearts content with no one to interfere with their rights. And be hanged for it.
Not so much snark as EEEEEEEEEK!
Pre-Crime.
I've got some Church of Satan tracts if you need 'em.
Ordinarily I would say "Your move, Florida" but we already have an abundant body of work in the area of teenagers murdered by gun owners scared shitless of the world around them.
I think you forgot "do not leave cover once darkness falls."
When my lunatic state is a paragon of virtue for protecting animal life you know it's a BFD.
If I was the prosecution I'd demand proof the cretin even knows how to read.
Answering the door butt ass nekkid also too works on the Mormons & JW's. True story.
Bundy's got a lot of them tied up at the moment the others are busy on the Twitter encouraging them.
Only the atheist welfare infants and their whoah mommas.
BUSH DOCTRINE LIBEL!
Man, I bet if an ostrich tried to burglarize her house she'd be very confused.
That is exactly the vibe I get from almost all gun nuts.
"In all things I say, I do: the constitution, my life. I will stand my ground in my house, on the stairs, in the garage, in the bathroom or on the roof. I will stand my ground in the kitchen and the basement, in the toilet and in the cupboards. I will stand my ground when children play, I'll stand my ground when they turn around in the driveway. Three words: CASTLE DOCTRINE."
-- some Wingnut last year
Hometown shoutout! Missoula murderers, represent!
Despite the Castle Doctrine, Kaarma was immediately charged with deliberate homicide. Prosecutor's position is that Trespass was the crime being committed by Dede, which is not a felony, and does not allow homeowners to kill people.
So there is that.