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Boscoe's avatar

Pfft. I guess you've never seen THIS then...

Boscoe's avatar

Or a gameshow host.

pussygrabber in chief's avatar

Please. Real 'Muricans don't wipe.

Boscoe's avatar

Might as well just plant it in the sewer. More efficient that way and gives everyone a shot.

Grizzly's avatar

Maybe we can get Umbridge's quill and make Rafael write "I will not be a Maple-Scented Poutine stuffed Punchy-Face.," a few thousand times. Just tweak the spell a little so it scars his no-no place instead of the back of his head. (I refuse to write "Ted Cruz's penis"[Oh fuck I wrote "Ted Cruz's Penis{Help me someone I can't stop writing "Ted Cruz's Penis"}])...

Mintie's avatar

He really is, isn't he?

Boscoe's avatar

GET A ROOM YOU TWO!!!1!

Boscoe's avatar

Sure, but explain how that logic lets dipshits openly oppress LGBT...

;P

pussygrabber in chief's avatar

Ah yes, the good old days, back when America was great.

pussygrabber in chief's avatar

Maybe Santorum could show him how it's done.

URQ196's avatar

Cuz he's at work right now, they frown on doing that at the retail business he works at.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

I think there is only one other activity that comes close to that number

Bobo Brazil's avatar

A win is a win, and just because dollars make sense to Republicans who haven't gone completely around the bend, doesn't mean we should not welcome those wins.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

I think that's a gay unicorn filly.