Gay unicorns welcome in Georgia and Louisiana. [wonkbar]<a href="https: //wonkette.substack.com/p/gov-nikki-haley-not-entirely-sure-why-yall-gotta-be-such-bigots"></a>[/wonkbar]In all the gross bad terrible news about anti-gay bills coming out of the South, there have been a few shining lights, specifically, three Southern governors who have decided NOT to be complete dicks. Two are Republicans and the other is a dirty down-home Democrat. Just last week we
Maybe we can get Umbridge's quill and make Rafael write "I will not be a Maple-Scented Poutine stuffed Punchy-Face.," a few thousand times. Just tweak the spell a little so it scars his no-no place instead of the back of his head. (I refuse to write "Ted Cruz's penis"[Oh fuck I wrote "Ted Cruz's Penis{Help me someone I can't stop writing "Ted Cruz's Penis"}])...
A win is a win, and just because dollars make sense to Republicans who haven't gone completely around the bend, doesn't mean we should not welcome those wins.
Pfft. I guess you've never seen THIS then...
The lost Duggar!
Or a gameshow host.
Bless her heart.
Please. Real 'Muricans don't wipe.
Might as well just plant it in the sewer. More efficient that way and gives everyone a shot.
Maybe we can get Umbridge's quill and make Rafael write "I will not be a Maple-Scented Poutine stuffed Punchy-Face.," a few thousand times. Just tweak the spell a little so it scars his no-no place instead of the back of his head. (I refuse to write "Ted Cruz's penis"[Oh fuck I wrote "Ted Cruz's Penis{Help me someone I can't stop writing "Ted Cruz's Penis"}])...
He really is, isn't he?
GET A ROOM YOU TWO!!!1!
Sure, but explain how that logic lets dipshits openly oppress LGBT...
;P
Ah yes, the good old days, back when America was great.
Maybe Santorum could show him how it's done.
Cuz he's at work right now, they frown on doing that at the retail business he works at.
I think there is only one other activity that comes close to that number
A win is a win, and just because dollars make sense to Republicans who haven't gone completely around the bend, doesn't mean we should not welcome those wins.
I think that's a gay unicorn filly.