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Boscoe's avatar

Pfft. I guess you've never seen THIS then...

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Boscoe's avatar

The lost Duggar!

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Boscoe's avatar

Or a gameshow host.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Bless her heart.

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pussygrabber in chief's avatar

Please. Real 'Muricans don't wipe.

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Boscoe's avatar

Might as well just plant it in the sewer. More efficient that way and gives everyone a shot.

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Grizzly's avatar

Maybe we can get Umbridge's quill and make Rafael write "I will not be a Maple-Scented Poutine stuffed Punchy-Face.," a few thousand times. Just tweak the spell a little so it scars his no-no place instead of the back of his head. (I refuse to write "Ted Cruz's penis"[Oh fuck I wrote "Ted Cruz's Penis{Help me someone I can't stop writing "Ted Cruz's Penis"}])...

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Mintie's avatar

He really is, isn't he?

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Boscoe's avatar

GET A ROOM YOU TWO!!!1!

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Boscoe's avatar

Sure, but explain how that logic lets dipshits openly oppress LGBT...

;P

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pussygrabber in chief's avatar

Ah yes, the good old days, back when America was great.

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pussygrabber in chief's avatar

Maybe Santorum could show him how it's done.

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URQ196's avatar

Cuz he's at work right now, they frown on doing that at the retail business he works at.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

I think there is only one other activity that comes close to that number

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

A win is a win, and just because dollars make sense to Republicans who haven't gone completely around the bend, doesn't mean we should not welcome those wins.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

I think that's a gay unicorn filly.

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