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Ha ha, uke is also the term used in Japanese homoerotic fanfic for, er, the receptive partner :D

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He's the world's dumbest Boy Wonder.

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I hope he ends up in his dad's old cell.

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Kush has a vast role in every part of American foreign and domestic policy and he still hasn't gotten a security clearance.

This is like becoming the President's Chauffeur, the pilot of Air Force One and the pilot of every plane in the Strategic Air Command without having acquired a driver's license, or even a learner's permit.

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Real Men don't talk. They communicate entirely with grunts, belches, farts, punches, and kicks.

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I did not know that. I guess it makes sense. In martial arts, it's the person who is being done unto in a demonstration or drill, usually without offering more than token resistance.

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"Russian backdoor overture"? Sounds like it has to do with gay sex....

At least they're taking him out to dinner, first.....

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Why yes. Yes it was. But as always,IOKiffYAR !

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I thought they gave him security clearance like voila! You have the highest level of clearance.

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He, and Ivanka, have the highest levels of security clearance. Ted Lieu sends a tweet every single day asking why. We all should be. He's literally a Russian agent, with access to the highest level of highly classified information about U.S. security. But, you know, Hillary used a secure server sometimes.

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EMAILS? LOCK HER UP LOCK HER UP!!!111!!!!!11111!!1!!1!!!111

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"Все они, Катя"

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you guys seriously. popcorn so upsets my stomach.

i LOVE it too.

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This administration is setting new records every day. No honesty, no integrity, no empathy, no morality, no cognition, no anything else decent.

We are truly living in a Twilight Zone kakistocracy dystopia.

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B-b-b-but her emails

B-b-b-but noun verb Benghazi

B-b-b-but she sounds shrill

B-b-b-but she is on death's bed

B-b-b-but a 3yr old man-child says No Puppet. No Puppet. You're the Puppet and the RWNJ's go crazy

. . .

Good dsylexic doG these people are awful.

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