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Lefty Mark's avatar

Ketchup on a hot dog. Just so many kinds of wrong.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Dressing up a tube steak, New York style:1. Coarse mustard (on the frank, knucklehead, not on the bun)2. Sauerkraut3. Nuttin' else. Whaddaya, some kinda freak?

Seek's avatar

Protein content. Why would a tomato and vinegar based condiment have protein content? It's the variety of worms and other grimnitude that are smashed along with the nearly rotten tomatoes.

Vile Abomination - that is why I hate on ketchup.

BackDoorMan's avatar

... as a topping for plain yogurt, a drizzle on ice cream, a light spread on a toasted english muffin... there are uses for it, but none that I've personally decided to try. Like marzipan - I like almonds well enough, just not in that form. Same with hazelnuts. To each his own, I guess.

OneDemin EOr's avatar

Filbertines are quite delicious. And a great use of hazelnuts.

OneDemin EOr's avatar

Or a pitcher of margaritas.

OneDemin EOr's avatar

A bit of chopped fresh cilantro, and you've got my recipe.

badphairy's avatar

Order often and tip well. The lunch food cart that used to pull up in the parking lot of my work in Alameda, CA consisted of Chinese/Vietnamese counterladies and a Mexican cook. He did an amazeballs pozole, and damned good everything else. Make no mistake, the influx of Mexican and South American immigrants has done nothing but good for the U.S. menu.

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That is utterly awesome.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Hop 'N Gator LIBEL!!!!!!!!!!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That recipe managed to infect New England in the 1950s. It must have been published in Good Housekeeping magazine.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

A sad irony, given that there are Mexicans in 90% of all restaurant kitchens.

Citogal's avatar

Mmm, ice-cream...with some banana...