It's that time of year again! Time for the Neiman Marcus Fantasy Christmas Book of Charming Gifts for the guy at Papa Johns! Can you stand the excitement? Neither can we! But while there are plenty of stupid ways to blow the greasy wads of cash that have turned you from human being to Donald Trump,
Among rich pricks who throw boozy parties for their rich prick friends, the only reason that 8 cases of bourbon last a year is because of all the vodka and gin.
Rebecca, I won't purchase you a fancy airstream filled with Bulleit bourbon. However, I will purchase you as many Bulleits neat you desire AND bar food when you come to Austin for a drinky thing.
If you were here this weekend you could watch about 100K South Americans, Asian and Middle Eastern folks who have really good health care and nice clothes spending money like drunken sailors over our little Formula 1 race in Austin. They are nice people and I must say I was smitten by some ladies from Brazil with bolt-on breasts.
I&#039;m rather amused that while two on-site consultations from the founder of Heritage Hen Farm, plus the construction of raised beds <em>are</em> included in the $100,000, delivery is not.
Now I understand the reluctance on their part to redistribute the wealth. Those chickens aren&#039;t going to pamper themselves!
Brings a whole new meaning to keep fucking that chicken.
Among rich pricks who throw boozy parties for their rich prick friends, the only reason that 8 cases of bourbon last a year is because of all the vodka and gin.
Maybe now the damned chickens will stop squawking about Rafalca&#039;s $250,000 luxury stall.
FDA telling rich fucks how much free bourbon they can have? Just more of that damned gubbmint interference with our freedumbs!!!
What, in Mill Valley?
Aren&#039;t we at war with Christmas?
Mmmmmmm. You can just taste the contempt..
Rrrrrrrowr.
Suckup.
Well, it&#039;s not like I&#039;m insanely jealous of having inferior pee.
Carry on.
And, when the revolution comes, the price of the bullet will be charged to the estate.
Rebecca, I won&#039;t purchase you a fancy airstream filled with Bulleit bourbon. However, I will purchase you as many Bulleits neat you desire AND bar food when you come to Austin for a drinky thing.
If you were here this weekend you could watch about 100K South Americans, Asian and Middle Eastern folks who have really good health care and nice clothes spending money like drunken sailors over our little Formula 1 race in Austin. They are nice people and I must say I was smitten by some ladies from Brazil with bolt-on breasts.
I&#039;m rather amused that while two on-site consultations from the founder of Heritage Hen Farm, plus the construction of raised beds <em>are</em> included in the $100,000, delivery is not.
2 legs, 2 wings and a breast is best ... with cole slaw and dipping sauce.
Wonkette store: &quot;Soon it will have underwear and cups.&quot;
Who&#039;s modeling this time?