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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Now I understand the reluctance on their part to redistribute the wealth. Those chickens aren't going to pamper themselves!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Brings a whole new meaning to keep fucking that chicken.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Among rich pricks who throw boozy parties for their rich prick friends, the only reason that 8 cases of bourbon last a year is because of all the vodka and gin.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Maybe now the damned chickens will stop squawking about Rafalca's $250,000 luxury stall.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

FDA telling rich fucks how much free bourbon they can have? Just more of that damned gubbmint interference with our freedumbs!!!

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bobbert's avatar

What, in Mill Valley?

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diogenez's avatar

Aren't we at war with Christmas?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Mmmmmmm. You can just taste the contempt..

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Rrrrrrrowr.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Suckup.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Well, it's not like I'm insanely jealous of having inferior pee.

Carry on.

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SullivanSt's avatar

And, when the revolution comes, the price of the bullet will be charged to the estate.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Rebecca, I won't purchase you a fancy airstream filled with Bulleit bourbon. However, I will purchase you as many Bulleits neat you desire AND bar food when you come to Austin for a drinky thing.

If you were here this weekend you could watch about 100K South Americans, Asian and Middle Eastern folks who have really good health care and nice clothes spending money like drunken sailors over our little Formula 1 race in Austin. They are nice people and I must say I was smitten by some ladies from Brazil with bolt-on breasts.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I'm rather amused that while two on-site consultations from the founder of Heritage Hen Farm, plus the construction of raised beds <em>are</em> included in the $100,000, delivery is not.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

2 legs, 2 wings and a breast is best ... with cole slaw and dipping sauce.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Wonkette store: "Soon it will have underwear and cups."

Who's modeling this time?

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