We're kinda old, so we weren't being forced to go to church when all these cool Bro Down With The Lord type churches were ascendant. Man, we are pissed. Now Jesus is all manly and muscular and shit, and he totally would love to go hunting and fishing with us, and he'd share our deep and unquenchable desire to fondle semi-automatic weapons. All of which is why we are totally moving to Joplin Missouri to go to Ignite Church, where they
<em>&ldquo;I despise the term &lsquo;assault rifle,&rsquo;&rdquo; Mooneyham said. &ldquo;Whoever coined that phrase has to be misinformed.&quot;</em>
The AR-15 is the semi-automatic, civilian version of the military M16. Guess what? <b>It is an assault rifle.</b> Just because you despise the term does not mean the term is not accurate for what the weapon is.
Not that anyone cares, but it&#039;s kind of amusing since an AR-15 is a copy of an M-16, which is about the most shitty, unreliable piece of crap rifle ever devised. Definitely the Edsel of guns. pew &lt;jam&gt; pew &lt;jam&gt; pew &lt;jam&gt;
The only churches I like are those that have the biblical cage-fighting match center-altar. Jesus vs. Gideon was EPIC! But Goliath has the best step-into-the-ring intro song (I think it&#039;s Metallica?).
<em>&ldquo;I despise the term &lsquo;assault rifle,&rsquo;&rdquo; Mooneyham said. &ldquo;Whoever coined that phrase has to be misinformed.&quot;</em>
The AR-15 is the semi-automatic, civilian version of the military M16. Guess what? <b>It is an assault rifle.</b> Just because you despise the term does not mean the term is not accurate for what the weapon is.
Not that anyone cares, but it&#039;s kind of amusing since an AR-15 is a copy of an M-16, which is about the most shitty, unreliable piece of crap rifle ever devised. Definitely the Edsel of guns. pew &lt;jam&gt; pew &lt;jam&gt; pew &lt;jam&gt;
Ignite Church? Is that a name or an instruction?
The only churches I like are those that have the biblical cage-fighting match center-altar. Jesus vs. Gideon was EPIC! But Goliath has the best step-into-the-ring intro song (I think it&#039;s Metallica?).
Careful where you point that thing, for God causeth the Black Rain Ordnance AR-15 to fall on both the just and the unjust.