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Yes, Jason, refer to a source actually less reliable than Sputnik in defense. That sounds brilliant. They clearly don't pay you enough.

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Like sharks, they can smell blood in the water. Feeding frenzy should commence shortly.

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Jason Miller looks like Chuck Todd if you overinflated Chuck's face.

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I think Bill"Spaceman" Lee knows too. He has never specifically mentioned unicorns though. http://www.npr.org/2016/09/...

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He's in too deep.

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I think chucktodd thought everyone was going to think he was terribly clever for being hostile and dismissive about Clinton before and after the debates, and it came as a tremendous shock to him that all the people he thinks of as his peers thought he was being an asshole.

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I'm not sure stupid is what I'd call it. He was Cruz' main attack dog before Trump hired him, and he had to delete a years worth of scathing nevertrump tweets when he was hired for his current job.

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I'm gonna say he could because Trump looks like a loser now. Stern's not exactly a profile in courage when he's facing - well, more or less anyone who isn't an imaginary crusading adjunct professor of woman's studies, really.

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Many people are saying Trump was born on planet Reptoid and only wants to be President so he can systematically feast on Americans' fleshy innards

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Rainbow valentine-hearts this time?

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you have to reload after every shot? what is this, unicorn assassins are only issued flintlocks or something?

not helping with the whole "mythical creature" thing, is what i'm saying

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it is supposed to hide the lack of chin.sadly, it doesn't work

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Chuckie, Major Garrett, G.H.W. Bush, Dame Peggy, Jenocidal Rubin....you have to stand in awe of a creature who can alienate not only all the sane and moral people in a country of over 324,000,000, but such specimens as the above

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The Sun raises the issue about Bat Boy so therefore Bat Boy is real! I CAN NOW JUSTIFY MY TABLOID BUYING!

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Ew god - don't ruin goatees for me.

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America,

We need to talk.

Sincerely,

The rest of the world.

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