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@Rebecca For some reason I’m unable to post comments on the new article but I can on this one and others. Says that only paid subscribers can post. I contribute via Patreon. Halp!

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https://substack.com/profile/155629585-trespassers-will/note/c-380650568?r=2knok1&utm_source=notes-share-action&utm_medium=web

Snarfyguy's avatar

Trump gilding everything in the White House is like the student who highlights everything in a textbook.

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

(yes, I subscribe via PayPal, no I cannot comment on the new thread

therefore I HEREBY heed the black skies and thunderstorms and take myself a nap

also too, just fucking IMAGINE what tonight's Friday night news dump is going to yield!

see you for the smoking lamp, everywonk!

Suzanne Alexander's avatar

Missouri: we vote for progressive initiatives and elect Republicans.

pstokk's avatar

OT since I'll be asleep long before the mixology. So a few things not on the front burner but important.

National Popular vote compact is within reach. When states representing 270 or more EC votes pass it, the EC is irrelevant. The EC favors Republicans. Would be very good to have this before 2028. Make it so.

https://www.nationalpopularvote.com/

Disqualification will look better and better as the months go by. Note that it would potentially invalidate actions taken while serving illegitimately. Seems too good to be true. Obviously unlikely. Think about what seemed unlikely a year ago.

https://gregolear.substack.com/p/section-3-the-quickest-and-easiest

CzechJournalists's avatar

Texas alone is 40. just need eight more after that, but Gina Hinojosa and Vikki Goodwin have a lot to get done in just 140 days next year. the work begins Monday.

pstokk's avatar

Can be done without Texas, just states with a Democratic trifecta.

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

So Steven Miller is in charge of changing Shitler's diapers now?

CzechJournalists's avatar

still natalie. miller just likes to watch.

Antifa Commander's avatar

The state’s maternal mortality rate increased by 56 percent the year after Roe v. Wade was overturned

“We need to end women voting!”

“Yes, they complain too much about that ‘die in childbirth’ thing.”

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

New post is locked again. ☹️

TerseNurse's avatar

This has been the case with all Gary's posts lately, correct?

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

Do you have an angle grinder? Most locks are easy to cut.

TerseNurse's avatar

remind me to tell you guys a very funny story sometime...

you know, after the statute of limitations has fully expired

gallbladder's avatar

Is this about you breaching that petting zoo after hours in Toledo?

TerseNurse's avatar

ix-nay with the oo-zay!

TerseNurse's avatar

"From now on, things are going to be verrry verrry different around here.....

...with your new Chief of Staff, Stephen Miller!"

Antifa Commander's avatar

Great.

He’s going to be doing his Lovecraftian-nightmare-shrieking directly to all the WH staff now.

This will only increase the volume and frequency of backstabbing against him. Yay!

Tiffany in Houston's avatar

Insert gif of dumpster on fire as it floats down a flooded road.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

But why hire a manshapedobject that can only work nights?

gallbladder's avatar

I think we all know what happened to Bob Haldeman after a while.

Were I Miller, I'd be watching my fucking back.

helenasgarden's avatar

This is what's making me happy. He's in the limelight now.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

We'll all need sunglasses due to the forehead-reflection.

gallbladder's avatar

Yep: The dog who caught the car.

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

Once again, Dipshit fires the woman's and elevates a man

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Gee, almost like he hired women for exactly that purpose.

Mr. Minky's avatar

OT: I say we give them a bunker, then when in 2029 when they go into it, we weld it shut for 20 years. We'll need cameras and microphones because while history is fleeting, comedy is eternal.

Mr. Minky's avatar

OT: You know, someone needs to correlate how much transphobia is misogyny. They keep going after transwomen but you never hear them talk about transmen. Something Kansas discovered to its surprise when a bunch of big, hairy, bearded men were forced to use to women's room.

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

and nao [in Miller] we see the advent of the

magaduke

magaDUKE

MAGADUKEDUKEDUKE

:[

Bagels of Doom's avatar

The movie with that big clumsy dog?

TerseNurse's avatar

(no relation to Maramaduke)

VwllssWndr's avatar

"Constitution thrown out in favor of old Marmaduke cartoon" -- Top Ten headlines that would create a national panic (or words to that effect)

helenasgarden's avatar

I really like what happened to Mussolini.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Diana Ross made a whole song about it too.

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

lovely weather we're having, isn't it? ;]

Hello_who_dis's avatar

Y'all, the next two years are going to be pretty rough.

Miller replaces Wiles as Chief of Staff: https://apnews.com/article/susie-wiles-trump-miller-midterms-95690fe076f6bb8cfe2bf77435a1910d

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

I am sure he will be loved by his staff.

Sherry's avatar
28mEdited

OH GOOD GOD!! But of course the woman went first.

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Lol yeah let's get Vlad the impaler front and center where it's easiest to aim your....representatives on the oversight committee.. at the place where his heart should be

Cogswell's avatar

When is Susie Wiles' tell all book to be released? Perhaps next week?

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

I was already aware that the reaction might be brutal and painful, so this doesn't increase my apprehension.

aktlib101's avatar

WooHoo, we're going full Nazi !! Sturmbanführer Miller in charge.

https://www.rawstory.com/susie-wiles-trump-2678314504/

"President Donald Trump is replacing White House chief of staff Susie Wiles with Stephen Miller, one of his most hardline advisers, in the wake of the Republican Party’s historic midterm rout.

The 80-year-old president announced the move Friday on Truth Social, following recent reporting that Wiles and her allies would be scapegoated if the GOP lost this week’s elections.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

The guy who thinks ICE has been holding back.

TerseNurse's avatar

Trump did say that Wiles is out standing in her field.

Schmannity's avatar

No more kinder, gentler fascism.

VaselineHabits's avatar

Is this when we get the night of long farts?

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

< sips water> "OW! FUCK! OW! THIS IS HOLY WATER! WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT?"

Oy!'s avatar

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"Bannon says Susie Wiles should be ‘removed immediately’"

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And so she was . . .

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6204435-bannon-calls-wiles-removal/

Mr blob's avatar

The eyes on the prize here is as close to 60 as possible and the presidency.

With Steven millers help it might be possible

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Replaced with Discount Goebbels…that should make working with the White House easier so long as Democrats want to implement a white nationalist agenda.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

It's like they are actively trying to sabotage themselves. Miller is *not* going to be an improvement for them.

VaselineHabits's avatar

But I bet Wiles may have pushed back a little, and if there's anything Trump has "learned" - it's to remove obstacles.

Hopefully Wiles sounds the alarm of what they're planning to Dems and those who can do something.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

One upside is that Chief of Staff is a beast of a job. He won’t be on our TVs anymore so a silver lining.

Uncle Betamax's avatar

You don't expect him to actually DO the job? He wants the trappings, or someone else wants them for him...

helenasgarden's avatar

Yes, he will. Just not for the country.

Oy!'s avatar

Stephen Miller even *looks* like Roy Cohn . . .