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With much joy at the cheerful news, "what size does she take?" I dish upLots and lots of personal information about hunting up some wheels and tires, chapter, website and cost for each installed, to which Blank Ron replied:

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In an old book, called "The Nun's Story" it tells of the death of a pious ancient nun on her last saying what she regretted most was not having largess to give away. I just happened to think on that when reading your post.

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Good luck, then. *smiles* Always thought a motorhome that couldn't motor was a violation of nature or something. Funny that they'd let a size go obsolete, though. Or not. I'm having to jump through amazing hoops to put tires on my own car, and it's only a '94.

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One good thing about the internet, character will shine through. You have a nice life, BR.

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Had she been more contrite in her wording, and had waited more than just 2 goddamn weeks, she probably would've gotten away with this. Because if Memories Pizza taught us anything, it's that bigots have some deep, deep pockets.

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People donate your money to the families of the victims. Send the stupid C a nice big F you for her wedding.

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... just not the wedding march or the honeymoon waltz.

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"Our wedding day was suppose to be the most important and special day of our lives. It was suppose to start our lives together with our new family. Our day was the exact opposite. Our wedding day was full of sorrow, pain, and shame, tainted by the actions of one man. The Charleston Massacre took place and our lives were forever changed. The media abused our privacy and published all of our wedding information and destroyed our dream day. Destroying the first day of Michael and my life together."

I know the actions of her brother are not her fault and the cancellation of her "happy day" was an unfortunate outcome. Her statements sound disingenuous when she makes herself out to be the victim and complains of an invasion of privacy then turns around and asks total strangers for money.

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"Money raised will be used to cover lost wedding costs, to pay bills, and to send us on our dream honeymoon. 10% of all funds raised will be donated to Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church. "

How can she both spend it and donate 100% of it? Obviously not a finance major.

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Looking forward to you writing something similar about the Relentlessly Gay campaign SCAM. Or are you too busy with an agenda to push? http://breakingthisdown.img...

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I specifically googled Go Fund Me for people looking for others to finance their weddings. just for giggles. and got them. $5 here on $2,500 requested. $10 there. I cannot believe the brass balls on some people. And the people who actually do send them money. wow.

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"WHY is it spelled DylANN? were they hoping for another girl? Hmmmmmmm"

Why are you "hmmmmm" ing? I don't understand.

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Well at least she expresses herself intelligently! Right? No? No.

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This GOFUND ME account is in POOR TASTE: I'm sure there are plenty of other people much more worthy to receive free money from STRANGERS, but I bet this woman & her fiance will receive loads of donations, anyway.

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Go Fund Me is a great idea. It allows really stupid people to give money to people who are even dumber. If you are a sucker to EVER give to GoFundMe, you are an idiot. And GoFundMe charges a HUGE percentage fee. So the more you give, the more they get. What ever happened to just sending a check?

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I personally think it is just the opposite. It allows stupid people to sucker even dumber people. You would have to be an idiot to give these fools money.

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