What will happen tomorrow? BBQ horrors? Terrorist frisbee rings? Fireworks set entire Western United States ablaze? Everybody in Texas finally drowns? We don't know, yet, but we do know July 4 has traditionally been a day of misery and gloom. Let's turn back the rancid pages of Fourth of July History:
This Is My United States of Whatever
This Is My United States of Whatever
This Is My United States of Whatever
What will happen tomorrow? BBQ horrors? Terrorist frisbee rings? Fireworks set entire Western United States ablaze? Everybody in Texas finally drowns? We don't know, yet, but we do know July 4 has traditionally been a day of misery and gloom. Let's turn back the rancid pages of Fourth of July History: