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Chuck Dickens's avatar

It’s a message from God, thanking us for Biden Harris.

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Old_KC's avatar

I know! In my star viewer app, Saturn and Jupiter are right on top of one another in joyful bliss. Meanwhile my hubs and I are too tired even to hug anymore.

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Old_KC's avatar

I did a little dance in my backyard and wiggled as I chanted, “Jupiter and Saturn are aligned and the patriarchy is CRUMBLING!!!” Then I called my Mom and we cackled together like witches.

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Joyful's avatar

Good job.

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Red Richmond's avatar

"Keep an eye out for a knife and spoon too. Maybe a salad fork, but only if it's a classy road."

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Jensie's avatar

When I was in school in Tallahassee my friends and I would go camping at St. George Island and it was really lovely. One year we saw a very large momma sea turtle getting ready to hatch (? Idk the correct terminology) her little baby sea turtle eggs. It was amazing. Also October is by far the best time to go to the beach- If you can get past the jellyfish

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

"My Gawd! It's full of dipshits!"-Dave Bowman aka Starchild gazing upon internet conspiracy boards

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DensityDestiny's avatar

Yay! It's the Great Conjunction, Charlie Brown!

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Grimscribe's avatar

Best Space Science 'splainer ever!

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ElectricSnowBunny's avatar

Btw, since the nerds came for Pluto - I say Saturn and Jupiter are just gas conglomerates, and Uranus and Neptune are just Ice. Who cares about a huge chunk of ice.

Only Terrestrial planets matter.

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rocktonsam's avatar

The Fifth Dimension said Jupiter aligns with Mars.

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rocktonsam's avatar

Uranus , I hardly know you.

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Beautiful Soup's avatar

I always thought it was Jupiter lies with Mars, which is much sexier.

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A Tad  Sick of the Stench's avatar

Is it the night sky? Or space. C'mon, it can't be both! I iz a critical thinker, and cannot possibly read posts that veer off so badly by the second paragraph.

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Khanesh Parishi's avatar

Mars tended to lie with Venus Aphrodite.

Let us pray to AphroditeLet us pray to AphroditeIn her tiny see through nighty She's good enough for me!

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