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President Rufus T. Superfly's avatar

Saaaaaay, you know *who else* won Guam?

Garbageman's avatar

Looks like Cooper wins in NC

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Per WaPo: Talarico 59%, Paxton 39.5%.

Let’s fucking go, Texas. I’ve lived here 30 years and you fucking owe me, you fuckers.

Menotsure's avatar

Would it be wrong to say that my Spidey-Sense is giving me tingly feelings in my webshooter.

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I keep getting upvoted by someone that doesn't exist...

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Justin Baragona

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Before the AP called North Carolina for Roy Cooper and the NY Times moved its needle to 89% for Annie Andrews in South Carolina, Karoline Leavitt joined the Fox News broadcast and said she spoke with Trump and "he remains cautiously optimistic" as he "left it all on the field."

Jamoche's avatar

Translation: he’s having a hissy cow.

Alternative Dog's avatar

El-Sayed has a nice early lead.

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Nate Cohn of The New York Times: "Democrats appear poised for a sweeping victory. They are outrunning Harris’s 2024 performance nearly everywhere so far. If the pattern holds, they would win the national vote by around 10 points."

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Florida is an annoying near miss

Literally ANY HELP WHATSOEVER would have had a shot

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Chris Hayes has a lot more faith in Ashley Moody's intelligence and political smarts than I do.

The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

So, Florida is a bust. Moving on to Georgia. Keisha looks like she should win, but they're only at 60% counted.

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Florida is the Ron DeSantis of Ric Scotts.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

ABC talking head saying gerrymandering in FLA kinda bit R's in the ass.

Thank You For Trying's avatar

It is my favorite suprise so far.

Lucidamente's avatar

NY Times just called it for Ashley Moody.

Still, if an African American woman with DSA connections can get 48%, that augurs very well for the rest of the evening.

Parakeetist's avatar

This is disgusting.

Birb has first Sad of day.

M-X's avatar

Virginia votes to enshrine abortion rights. The South is breaking, y'all.

Dusty Tomes's avatar

I'll die if Idaho votes for the same. Prop 1 needs to pass to save lives.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Not so much "The People Have Spoken" as "The People Are Yelling Into a Shure Mic Running Through 50 Massive Peavey Stacks"

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Right about now, the hangar crew are using fuckface's blood pressure to inflate the tires on AF-1.