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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

It reminds me of a guy at my high school who always walked to an inner beat. Always.

Ward From Cali's avatar

Happy dog reminds me of someone:

https://youtu.be/1LwCXLx0SyM?si=E9tway9xb9CLsCKB

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

This pupper is practically dancing down the street.

Babe Paley's avatar

This dog is doing what we called Silly Head! Oh, what a sweetheart!

PrimerGray's avatar

Prancercize is more becoming when practiced by canines.

Menotsure's avatar

The Chinese have far to go if they can't paint neater parking spaces than that.

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Puppy dance!

Miss Grundy's avatar

What a cutie-pie pupper!

NatalyaResists's avatar

Hippity Hoppity!

Al Bellenchia's avatar

Hey, I’m walking here!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I will be focusing on happy goofy doggo this morning.

Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Pup is expressing such joy in his wonky prance!

tehbaddr's avatar

Much Dog. Such Spaz. Ever cutely. WOW!

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

That doggy has CRAZY LEGS!

The Wanderer's avatar

Ministry of Silly Walks, canine edition.

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

I had stayin' alive in my head seeing that doggo

Thomas B.'s avatar

Being from Missouri, too, those folks down in the Bootheel pissed me off, too. The fuck, you say.

Hank Napkin's avatar

I already am the head of my very own SovCorp, AppCore. We make AppSauce in three FlavOts and Export it to SovCorp KinderCorp next door, under an exclusive reciprocal agreement which the kids still haven't signed. With our neighbor SovCorp SporCorp we are considering a move into CutLarry. Exciting SovTimes!

Hannah's avatar

Reading most of The New Yorker article was a waste. Why they spent so much time on that creep doesn't make sense to me.

The smart kids usually grow up. He sure didn't.

Sorry, but The Bulwark is just nevertrumpers who worked for republikkkans. They aren't great guys.

Goonemeritus's avatar

Peter Thiel can be the Emperor of sucking my balls.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I understand that Chump is fretful that protestors may show up at his Special Big Boy Parade dressed as chickens and hand out tacos to the crowd.

I hope that doesn't happen, because I know none of us want our President to be fretful.

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

OT: ordering the Donald J Trump Taco at The Bell drive-through. Hysterical.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mymoHwxTHN8

Cincinnatus's avatar

But how does he match up with Arnold Palmer?

"While Golfer Bryson DeChambeau showed off his short game at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., he’s better known for his drives. He boasts multiple efforts of 400 yards or more off the tee.

Trump mused over the athlete’s big hits at Trump National Golf Club.

“I always consider myself a reasonably long hitter and then I play with him,” Trump said in a video. “My wife says, ‘Are you as long as Bryson?’ I say, ‘Yeah sorta, pretty close.’ It’s not close.”"

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/bryson-dechambeau-trump-white-house-lawn_n_683efcd5e4b08b77a461ac2d

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

His wife never asked him if he was as long as anyone. She probably asked other women if they'd ever had a man as short as Donnie.

Tessie's avatar

Of COURSE they are; I mean, just LOOK at him!

...You DO mean the prancy dog, right?

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Look at that happy, bouncy dog. :D

Ward From Cali's avatar

OMG. There's way too much stupid in even just that brief manifesto of Yarvin's "ideas" to even do justice to it, so I'll just stick to a couple that come right to mind.

1) No point in ransacking the state if it is already yours, using Louis XIV as an example? WIDESPREAD RANSACKING OF THE FRENCH STATE BY THE KING, MINISTERS AND ARISTOCRACY WAS LITERALLY THE CORE CAUSE OF THE FRENCH REVOLUTION! Hell, the French people probably would have tolerated the theft if it wasn't such an incompetent and destructive clusterfuck, which is the key difference between mere theft and "ransacking."

2) Airline pilots? Seriously? Most of them know less about politics than your average Q-Loon. And trust me, if you want to disabuse yourself of the universal regard for intelligence, competence and responsibility for airline pilots that seems to exist, may I suggest a day or two of binge watching Mentour Pilot's accident videos? Most pilots are pretty okay, but there are some FUCKING AWFUL ones out there who are prevented from causing disasters mostly because aircraft designers have gone to a great deal of trouble and expense to make airliners very hard to crash without deliberate intent, so long as everything is working properly.

Chris X Carroll's avatar

My pal who worked a couple years at DOJ said two professions were most involved in weird, theoretical tax scams that didn't fool the IRS: dentists and airline pilots.

Ward From Cali's avatar

Yeah, there's a string correlation between doctors and pilots, too. And we all know about how dumb and corrupt doctor-politucians are.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

I need to dig the rest of my planters out of storage -- they really make the air plants pop.

https://substack.com/profile/156971334-satanic-pancake/note/c-122524202

marxalot's avatar

“you don’t ransack your own house” gee, did anyone tell Jamie Dimon that?

Cincinnatus's avatar

Last night, CNN:

KASIE HUNT: Over the summer you said, “There’s no vaccine that’s safe and effective”. Do you still believe that?

RFK JR: “I never said that.”

KASIE HUNT: “Play the clip.”

RFK JR (clip): “There’s no vaccine that is safe and effective.” (March 2024)

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rfk-jr-viral-moment-vaccines_n_683e9613e4b00333c9604426

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Pop quiz.

Name one Republican elected or appointed official who hasn't lied under oath.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

"That wasn't me -- that was the worm in my brain."

Zyxomma's avatar

I'm SO glad I never had children; same goes for beloved husband.

Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

It made me terrified, insects are the backbone of the food chain.

cmd Human Scum's avatar

Yeah, I don’t think I realized how much so until I read that.