Every so often we must take a break from the real news, because something comes across Twitter that makes us scream at clouds about HOW THE FUCK did Chris Cillizza win the Failing Upward lottery to the point that he's paid what must be multiple hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, when you combine blogging (excuse us "POLITICAL ANALYZING"), TV appearances and the occasional nude centerfold (just kidding OMG yuck).
OK. I'm an old general ledger accountant with no Can't Prove Anything after my name and between my salary and my Social Security I still bring home under 100k a year. I still maintain that I provide more to society than Mr. Cris.Then again, I also show up at a couple open mics in the area with a guitar or two and entertain folks, sometimes in Open D.
Chris Cilizza can suck my (metaphorical) cock! This dumbass is such a useless waste of oxygen. Can't we shoot him instead? Like with a tranquilizer dart. Then just dump him off somewhere, maybe provide him with a pocket knife so he's not completely without resources.
A Wonkette writer is complaining about someone writing pee jokes in an article about Trump? Seriously? And complaining about a writer who tears Trump a new one just about every day? I guess this is what happens when a site relies on donations for revenue so it needs to hire cheap staff who conflate spew and word count with actual writing.
Hey, do NOT dis Godzilla.
OK. I'm an old general ledger accountant with no Can't Prove Anything after my name and between my salary and my Social Security I still bring home under 100k a year. I still maintain that I provide more to society than Mr. Cris.Then again, I also show up at a couple open mics in the area with a guitar or two and entertain folks, sometimes in Open D.
He's also writing up a list of all the women he's harassed over the years and coming up with reasons why their accusations are all lies.
Chris Cilizza can suck my (metaphorical) cock! This dumbass is such a useless waste of oxygen. Can't we shoot him instead? Like with a tranquilizer dart. Then just dump him off somewhere, maybe provide him with a pocket knife so he's not completely without resources.
You d but three letters to write him down.
Shitheels are actually entertaining, and most aren't losers.
Cilizza's just a pathetic loser.
Or be elected President.
A Wonkette writer is complaining about someone writing pee jokes in an article about Trump? Seriously? And complaining about a writer who tears Trump a new one just about every day? I guess this is what happens when a site relies on donations for revenue so it needs to hire cheap staff who conflate spew and word count with actual writing.
24/7 'news' creates space for not really news by not really news people by which I mean, Cilizza.
In fact, Cilizz doesn't do 'Breaking News', he just does breaking news.
Cilizzard.
He's so consistently ridiculous it makes you wonder if he has "kompromat" on CNN management.
it did
Exactly - people stuck in High School who think grown up life is a popularity contest for student council or football quarterback wingman.
Unlike me who's stuck in college [did I say that out loud? I can't tell, I'm baked]
Twitter is a fickle, jealous god
not yet... but I am waiting for it to get real for these goombahs
we all have and will still