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Putin's not a communist, he's a Republican (by which I mean fucking Nazi).

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Simple Southern.

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Much too mundane. I would suggest the donations be made in the name of NAMBLA.

Particularly those to Ted Cruz.

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Actually claiming to be Commies is the one part that was truthful given Putin's control of the Republican party.

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Behold, the august archives of Yr Wonkette's gotwatchaneed.https://www.wonkette.com/ta...

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AOT,K?

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And if these two tools (David & Poole) had bothered to read on Jamal Khashoggi's life, they wouldn't have need to make fools of themselves.What part of "defector" don't they understand? Oh, right, they need to have principles to adhere to, over the party line.

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I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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A voting App with a free Chipotle bowl?

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Branch Dildonians

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“Konklavern”

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Should one claim a degree for being home-schooled? Why should the highly educated enjoy a monopoly on those titles? Some think that way. A friend thinks he's as good as a physicist 'cuz he's never missed an episode of Star Trek. Because physics isn't about math, it's about the human spirit of adventure. And it's a scientific fact that today's scifi is tomorrow's scifact!

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A jar of change, really? COINFAILBRO!

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... or criminally would do, also, too.

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Ratfucking and Russians. And Russian ratfucking.

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