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Trip Space-Parasite's avatar

Putin's not a communist, he's a Republican (by which I mean fucking Nazi).

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NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

No, Ameros.

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Simple Southern.

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santyclz's avatar

Much too mundane. I would suggest the donations be made in the name of NAMBLA.

Particularly those to Ted Cruz.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Actually claiming to be Commies is the one part that was truthful given Putin's control of the Republican party.

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phoenix00's avatar

Behold, the august archives of Yr Wonkette's gotwatchaneed.https://www.wonkette.com/ta...

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phoenix00's avatar

AOT,K?

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Athaic's avatar

And if these two tools (David & Poole) had bothered to read on Jamal Khashoggi's life, they wouldn't have need to make fools of themselves.What part of "defector" don't they understand? Oh, right, they need to have principles to adhere to, over the party line.

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Darth Trad's avatar

I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

A voting App with a free Chipotle bowl?

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Branch Dildonians

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

“Konklavern”

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george lastrapes's avatar

Should one claim a degree for being home-schooled? Why should the highly educated enjoy a monopoly on those titles? Some think that way. A friend thinks he's as good as a physicist 'cuz he's never missed an episode of Star Trek. Because physics isn't about math, it's about the human spirit of adventure. And it's a scientific fact that today's scifi is tomorrow's scifact!

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Querolous's avatar

A jar of change, really? COINFAILBRO!

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Zyxomma's avatar

... or criminally would do, also, too.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ratfucking and Russians. And Russian ratfucking.

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