A video game I play has an event where you round up escaping kittens (of giant, person-sized cats). You take bleeding damage as you bring them back to their pen.
Don Don is still hallucinating vandals dancing in his personal concrete pond. He's had it hidden behind tarps, like the Kennedy Center and the South Portico. By time his reign ends, every building in DC will be hidden behind scaffolding holding tarps.
The morning news today is that Trump can't stop stepping on his pwn dick. Following the second death of an immigrant, a spokesman for DHS said the agency would suspend traffic stops. This would be a boon for Susan Collins' re-lection bid, as she's taking credit for this. Now Trump has weighted in saying DHS has o continue the traffic stops. Poor Susan, left out to dry, again.
They look like the ultimate baggy jeans from an earlier fashion fad. As a safety measure I suggest gathering the bottoms with elastic making them harem pants.
Ok, if you are dumb enough to buy pants that are too long for your legs because "fashion", then you can go ahead and deal with the obvious consequences. Sheesh.
So OT, but too bad. Earlier this summer, on a whim, I bought a plastic wine glass at the grocery store, for drinking my pink wine on the garden patio in the evening. It has a green stem and a faint pink tulip-shaped bowl, and looks quite pretty when it's full of pink wine. It was not expensive, but I just bought one, because how very frivolous and indulgent of me.
Yesterday, I was at the grocery store and happened to pass by a sale rack where they had three more available for half price, so I bought them! This gives me much joy, and I believe now is a good time to find joy wherever we can.
Next up, have some friends over to drink pink wine on the garden patio!
I just remembered to check in on the Blanche hearing. I tuned in as Chris Coon was asking polite questions. Then came Eric Schmitt, and WHAT AN ASSHOLE. I think he called Jack Smith a dirtbag, although it could have been some other insult. He blathered on and on for most of the time, hitting the usual points: commies, terrible people who want to abolish ICE, oh, hell, there were so many I can't even remember. What a gasbag.
"During Wednesday’s Senate confirmation hearing., Sen. Angus King (I-Maine) asked Jay Clayton, nominee to become the nation’s top intelligence chief, who won the 2020 presidential election.
Clayton declined to answer directly, deferring to the response he gave on a similar question from Sen. Mark Warner (D-Va.) earlier in the hearing.
Clayton responded. “Joe Biden was certified as the president. He went through his process. We went through our electoral process.”
“I’m just asking a really simple question. Who won the 2020 election?” King repeated. “As I said to you, we went through our processes, and Joe Biden became the president of the United States,” Clayton said. “That’s not an answer to the question,” King said. “I’m here to talk about my qualifications,” Clayton said. “One of your qualifications is you told us you’re going to tell the truth to power, and you won’t answer a very simple question,” King said. “I think, I think I’ve answered it many times,” Clayton said. “You have not answered it ... saying ‘Joe Biden was certified’ is not an answer,” King said." [HuffPost Updates]
It's Peppercorn! Find out more about the little fighter here: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/peppercorns-hearty-appetite
Aaaaaand, your meme chat space, natch: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/da1e3d6a-c693-4223-832c-1d53cbfa1406
Kitty got BIG claws.
The Panther has eyes
that are green and bright
and his fur is black
so he can hunt at night
I like his philosophy: don't just eat something--eat the hell out of it!
This is also the labrador way.
Such a cute snoot!
Peppercorn has a bright future!
That last look: “Gee, your face looks delicious!”
The claws on this little beast are terrifying.
You have to wonder how long you'd retain an intact, uninjured hand after reaching out to pet that precious little predator.
A video game I play has an event where you round up escaping kittens (of giant, person-sized cats). You take bleeding damage as you bring them back to their pen.
I love that detail! Also shout out to the salmon cannon!
OMG, the salmon race is nuts!
Now THOSE are Murder Mittens.
Soooooo cute!
There is something to be said for being born with your own defense system.
Some people may see cuteness
As she eats and licks her jaws
But all I see wrapt 'round the bowl
Are deadly paws and claws.
Those paws. Murder Mittens
Sounds like she might end up like George at the Arizona-Sonora Desert Museum.
Did that panther steal those claws from a bear?
He stole them from Li'l Feller.
"The Panther" by Ogden Nash
The panther is like a leopard,
Except it hasn't been peppered.
Should you behold a panther crouch,
Prepare to say Ouch.
Better yet, if called by a panther,
Don't anther.
I'll just stay here.
Safe on my couch.
Hoping upon hope
that JD don't pounce.
I thought my Rosie liked her meals, my goodness! And, cute little baby - OMG those claws!
You should see the minicrew enjoying their phud. I wish I could tap and bottle that enthusiasm. I enjoy watching them eat.
i KNOW!!! Owwwch!
Look at the claws on that kitteh!
Even Li'l Feller is jealous!
Hegseth announces new policy to test troops for low testosterone https://apnews.com/article/hegseth-pentagon-testosterone-testing-troops-47333bbf3af9e4cac432722332ff1383?__vfz=medium%3Dstandalone_top_pages
Sounds like a personal problem not a personnel problem.
Don Don is still hallucinating vandals dancing in his personal concrete pond. He's had it hidden behind tarps, like the Kennedy Center and the South Portico. By time his reign ends, every building in DC will be hidden behind scaffolding holding tarps.
the death pants article ends with a line about penile trauma, in a brilliant stab at both siderisms
Make pedal pushers great again!
I've always felt gash is so much worse than cunt. Cunty shoes? Yes please!
A hungy baby! XD XD <3 <3
E. Jean Carroll actually *got* the money Trump owed her???
Be right back, looking into how to sell ice skates in Hell....
The morning news today is that Trump can't stop stepping on his pwn dick. Following the second death of an immigrant, a spokesman for DHS said the agency would suspend traffic stops. This would be a boon for Susan Collins' re-lection bid, as she's taking credit for this. Now Trump has weighted in saying DHS has o continue the traffic stops. Poor Susan, left out to dry, again.
Technically (TECHNICALLY!), they're death TROUSERS, not death "pants" ... but otherwise, yes ...
They look like the ultimate baggy jeans from an earlier fashion fad. As a safety measure I suggest gathering the bottoms with elastic making them harem pants.
Or blouse them over your boots
There was a deeply unpleasant woman at work whose last name was Gash. I'll never forget her.
Hi Barb!
Ok, if you are dumb enough to buy pants that are too long for your legs because "fashion", then you can go ahead and deal with the obvious consequences. Sheesh.
So OT, but too bad. Earlier this summer, on a whim, I bought a plastic wine glass at the grocery store, for drinking my pink wine on the garden patio in the evening. It has a green stem and a faint pink tulip-shaped bowl, and looks quite pretty when it's full of pink wine. It was not expensive, but I just bought one, because how very frivolous and indulgent of me.
Yesterday, I was at the grocery store and happened to pass by a sale rack where they had three more available for half price, so I bought them! This gives me much joy, and I believe now is a good time to find joy wherever we can.
Next up, have some friends over to drink pink wine on the garden patio!
I just remembered to check in on the Blanche hearing. I tuned in as Chris Coon was asking polite questions. Then came Eric Schmitt, and WHAT AN ASSHOLE. I think he called Jack Smith a dirtbag, although it could have been some other insult. He blathered on and on for most of the time, hitting the usual points: commies, terrible people who want to abolish ICE, oh, hell, there were so many I can't even remember. What a gasbag.
"During Wednesday’s Senate confirmation hearing., Sen. Angus King (I-Maine) asked Jay Clayton, nominee to become the nation’s top intelligence chief, who won the 2020 presidential election.
Clayton declined to answer directly, deferring to the response he gave on a similar question from Sen. Mark Warner (D-Va.) earlier in the hearing.
Clayton responded. “Joe Biden was certified as the president. He went through his process. We went through our electoral process.”
“I’m just asking a really simple question. Who won the 2020 election?” King repeated. “As I said to you, we went through our processes, and Joe Biden became the president of the United States,” Clayton said. “That’s not an answer to the question,” King said. “I’m here to talk about my qualifications,” Clayton said. “One of your qualifications is you told us you’re going to tell the truth to power, and you won’t answer a very simple question,” King said. “I think, I think I’ve answered it many times,” Clayton said. “You have not answered it ... saying ‘Joe Biden was certified’ is not an answer,” King said." [HuffPost Updates]
The only power he speaks truth to is Trump. And the only truth he speaks is Trump's delusions.
Ask these assholes who lost the 2020 election. That'll really fuck 'em up.
I didn't watch it but Ossoff grilled him with the same question and got the same obstruction.
I heard on the news about ICE's shooting of various people.
I thought they were talking about ISIS.