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eddi-SABH's avatar

Kitty got BIG claws.

Runfastandwin's avatar

The Panther has eyes

that are green and bright

and his fur is black

so he can hunt at night

eo's avatar

I like his philosophy: don't just eat something--eat the hell out of it!

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

This is also the labrador way.

Joe Z's avatar

Such a cute snoot!

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Peppercorn has a bright future!

Antifa Commander's avatar

That last look: “Gee, your face looks delicious!”

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

The claws on this little beast are terrifying.

SkeptiKC's avatar

You have to wonder how long you'd retain an intact, uninjured hand after reaching out to pet that precious little predator.

Mandorlind's avatar

A video game I play has an event where you round up escaping kittens (of giant, person-sized cats). You take bleeding damage as you bring them back to their pen.

Vesper's avatar

I love that detail! Also shout out to the salmon cannon!

Mandorlind's avatar

OMG, the salmon race is nuts!

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Now THOSE are Murder Mittens.

Soooooo cute!

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

There is something to be said for being born with your own defense system.

Menotsure's avatar

Some people may see cuteness

As she eats and licks her jaws

But all I see wrapt 'round the bowl

Are deadly paws and claws.

Tom's avatar

Those paws. Murder Mittens

The Wanderer's avatar

Sounds like she might end up like George at the Arizona-Sonora Desert Museum.

YaJagoff's avatar

Did that panther steal those claws from a bear?

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

He stole them from Li'l Feller.

Miss Grundy's avatar

"The Panther" by Ogden Nash

The panther is like a leopard,

Except it hasn't been peppered.

Should you behold a panther crouch,

Prepare to say Ouch.

Better yet, if called by a panther,

Don't anther.

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

I'll just stay here.

Safe on my couch.

Hoping upon hope

that JD don't pounce.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I thought my Rosie liked her meals, my goodness! And, cute little baby - OMG those claws!

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

You should see the minicrew enjoying their phud. I wish I could tap and bottle that enthusiasm. I enjoy watching them eat.

M-X's avatar

i KNOW!!! Owwwch!

tehbaddr's avatar

Look at the claws on that kitteh!

eddi-SABH's avatar

Hegseth announces new policy to test troops for low testosterone https://apnews.com/article/hegseth-pentagon-testosterone-testing-troops-47333bbf3af9e4cac432722332ff1383?__vfz=medium%3Dstandalone_top_pages

Sounds like a personal problem not a personnel problem.

eddi-SABH's avatar

Don Don is still hallucinating vandals dancing in his personal concrete pond. He's had it hidden behind tarps, like the Kennedy Center and the South Portico. By time his reign ends, every building in DC will be hidden behind scaffolding holding tarps.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

the death pants article ends with a line about penile trauma, in a brilliant stab at both siderisms

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Make pedal pushers great again!

Vesper's avatar

I've always felt gash is so much worse than cunt. Cunty shoes? Yes please!

Chris's avatar

A hungy baby! XD XD <3 <3

Khavrinen's avatar

E. Jean Carroll actually *got* the money Trump owed her???

Be right back, looking into how to sell ice skates in Hell....

beb's avatar

The morning news today is that Trump can't stop stepping on his pwn dick. Following the second death of an immigrant, a spokesman for DHS said the agency would suspend traffic stops. This would be a boon for Susan Collins' re-lection bid, as she's taking credit for this. Now Trump has weighted in saying DHS has o continue the traffic stops. Poor Susan, left out to dry, again.

Resist Herr GropenFuhrer's avatar

Technically (TECHNICALLY!), they're death TROUSERS, not death "pants" ... but otherwise, yes ...

eddi-SABH's avatar

They look like the ultimate baggy jeans from an earlier fashion fad. As a safety measure I suggest gathering the bottoms with elastic making them harem pants.

Jessica's avatar

Or blouse them over your boots

LuluBelle's avatar

There was a deeply unpleasant woman at work whose last name was Gash. I'll never forget her.

Hi Barb!

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Ok, if you are dumb enough to buy pants that are too long for your legs because "fashion", then you can go ahead and deal with the obvious consequences. Sheesh.

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

So OT, but too bad. Earlier this summer, on a whim, I bought a plastic wine glass at the grocery store, for drinking my pink wine on the garden patio in the evening. It has a green stem and a faint pink tulip-shaped bowl, and looks quite pretty when it's full of pink wine. It was not expensive, but I just bought one, because how very frivolous and indulgent of me.

Yesterday, I was at the grocery store and happened to pass by a sale rack where they had three more available for half price, so I bought them! This gives me much joy, and I believe now is a good time to find joy wherever we can.

Next up, have some friends over to drink pink wine on the garden patio!

cmd Human Scum's avatar

I just remembered to check in on the Blanche hearing. I tuned in as Chris Coon was asking polite questions. Then came Eric Schmitt, and WHAT AN ASSHOLE. I think he called Jack Smith a dirtbag, although it could have been some other insult. He blathered on and on for most of the time, hitting the usual points: commies, terrible people who want to abolish ICE, oh, hell, there were so many I can't even remember. What a gasbag.

Cincinnatus's avatar

"During Wednesday’s Senate confirmation hearing., Sen. Angus King (I-Maine) asked Jay Clayton, nominee to become the nation’s top intelligence chief, who won the 2020 presidential election.

Clayton declined to answer directly, deferring to the response he gave on a similar question from Sen. Mark Warner (D-Va.) earlier in the hearing.

Clayton responded. “Joe Biden was certified as the president. He went through his process. We went through our electoral process.”

“I’m just asking a really simple question. Who won the 2020 election?” King repeated. “As I said to you, we went through our processes, and Joe Biden became the president of the United States,” Clayton said. “That’s not an answer to the question,” King said. “I’m here to talk about my qualifications,” Clayton said. “One of your qualifications is you told us you’re going to tell the truth to power, and you won’t answer a very simple question,” King said. “I think, I think I’ve answered it many times,” Clayton said. “You have not answered it ... saying ‘Joe Biden was certified’ is not an answer,” King said." [HuffPost Updates]

eddi-SABH's avatar

The only power he speaks truth to is Trump. And the only truth he speaks is Trump's delusions.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Ask these assholes who lost the 2020 election. That'll really fuck 'em up.

pskbh's avatar

I didn't watch it but Ossoff grilled him with the same question and got the same obstruction.

jltympanum's avatar

I heard on the news about ICE's shooting of various people.

I thought they were talking about ISIS.