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Your move, North Korea.

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Minimum wage...heeeyaw!

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Say, worried that the public defender might not get a fair hearing for his client now?

Set your mind at rest, friends! Open Carry Florida has the solution: Let defendants bring guns into the courtroom!

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I prefer Trial by Wombat, where the aggrieved party throws a rodent at the other.

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I'm rooting for the sea rising and swallowing up the damned state. Also Chthulhu, too.

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Hit 'im w/ your Pigmeat, Markham.

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The bulked-up arm of the law.

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For full flat-out Florida crazy go with Tim Dorsey's books. It's helpful to read them in order.

Lawrence Shames is very funny, as well. "Scavenger Reef" is my favorite. Although, after taking several years off it looks like he's back in business, so I've got to check out some of his later works.

Don't be a Dick - Click (on Amazon) and check 'em out. You betcha!

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No, no. You're supposed to be a <em>hanging</em> judge. Not a <em>fighting</em> judge.

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sewollef:

Shames is a pleasant evening with a kitchen whiskey highball.

Hiasson is a high school kid puffing a fattie before class.

Dorsey is a week-long speed-fueled binge that winds up in the Plantation Key jail.

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