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TundraGrifter's avatar

Today, we are all Huma Abedin.

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Jamie Dimon?

Ya know how to make a small fortune on Wall Street? Go to JP Morgan Chase and invest a big one.

Ennui There Yet's avatar

Michele says Huma is a Mooslim... Mooslims are imprisoned at Guantanamo Bay... Kevin Bacon was in A Few Good Men.

3 Degrees!

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That's why you can't tell when there's something fishy about it.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=suRn2GLLdTg" target="_blank">Exhuming McCarthy</a>

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None of us here knows the gestation period of a llama. Or the digestion period, for that matter.

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Huh ... so <i>this</i> is why "muscular Jeebus" has so many fans.

bobbert's avatar

Talk about "stiff competition".

bobbert's avatar

Thank you for reminding me that Andrew Breitbart is still dead. I can never get too much of that.

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Then: <i>Let us not assassinate this lad further, Senator. You've done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?</i>

Now: <i>For the love of Christ you blithering harpy will you just Shut.the.fuck.up?!</i>

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If she has, Marcus is breathing a sigh of relief right now. He's off the hook for the time being.

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Dammit! What is up with you people reading my diary???

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tighter, wetting, stronger, crazier.

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irresponsible stupid fear-mongering twat.