'This might be a little esoteric for Wonkette - but I hope you'll humor me for a minute.'
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Most of the publicity pitches your Wonkette receives during the workday are for relatively innocuous, easygoing things. "Hey Wonkette me & my buddy Dave just made a hilarious video in our dorm room that your readers would love," the average one reads. "We dress up in saran wrap & overalls and smash a model town of Sarah Palin Lego pieces with vibrators. Thank you for your consideration." Today, however, we received a considerably more horrifying and evil pitch from the murky depths of the military-industrial complex. Does a global communications executive from GE
'This might be a little esoteric for Wonkette - but I hope you'll humor me for a minute.'
'This might be a little esoteric for Wonkette…
'This might be a little esoteric for Wonkette - but I hope you'll humor me for a minute.'
Most of the publicity pitches your Wonkette receives during the workday are for relatively innocuous, easygoing things. "Hey Wonkette me & my buddy Dave just made a hilarious video in our dorm room that your readers would love," the average one reads. "We dress up in saran wrap & overalls and smash a model town of Sarah Palin Lego pieces with vibrators. Thank you for your consideration." Today, however, we received a considerably more horrifying and evil pitch from the murky depths of the military-industrial complex. Does a global communications executive from GE