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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Can't fap to those statistics AT ALL. Total fail.

bobbert's avatar

Yeah, I just realized that my technique needz improve.

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I was going to point that out, but you beat me handily.

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I'm not certain about that.

bobbert's avatar

This is like a joke from the Jungian racial memory.

bobbert's avatar

Look at that fucking popo chief in PA. He has to stand four feet away from the target. It's amazing the Houstonians/Houstoneers/HoustonWTFs manage to hit anybody.

bobbert's avatar

Um, the first one is from the Daily Currant, which is an Onion wannabe, so yeah, obvious.

bobbert's avatar

Well, to be optimistic, the commenter's name was "T".

bobbert's avatar

So, to sum up:

Overstated the number of homicides in Chicago by about 60% Understated the population of Chicago by 10% Overstated the population of Houston by 8%.

His version of homicides per 100K: 28.4 to 9.6 (ratio: 2.96) Real homicides per 100K: 16.9 to 10.4 (ratio: 1.62)

Actual residence of hot chick: Austin.

Ability to recognize satire websites: Zero.

All in all, a stunning reminder of why it's just wonderful that New Hampster has hundreds of state legislators.

fuflans's avatar

i think they forgot to compare summer temperatures.

prolly too many boobs.

Capt.Jim's avatar

Rick Perry still could not find her giney with a rifle scope

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Dallas has some cute fillies (ask Dok)

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

My wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket...

Mahousu's avatar

I'm a little confused. I didn't think <a href="http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/0670066486\/" target="_blank"><i>1982</i></a> was satire.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I thought it was a picture of the female reproductive system ("a series of tubes").