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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Can't fap to those statistics AT ALL. Total fail.

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bobbert's avatar

Yeah, I just realized that my technique needz improve.

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bobbert's avatar

I was going to point that out, but you beat me handily.

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bobbert's avatar

I'm not certain about that.

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bobbert's avatar

This is like a joke from the Jungian racial memory.

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bobbert's avatar

Look at that fucking popo chief in PA. He has to stand four feet away from the target. It's amazing the Houstonians/Houstoneers/HoustonWTFs manage to hit anybody.

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bobbert's avatar

Um, the first one is from the Daily Currant, which is an Onion wannabe, so yeah, obvious.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, to be optimistic, the commenter's name was "T".

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bobbert's avatar

This.

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bobbert's avatar

So, to sum up:

Overstated the number of homicides in Chicago by about 60% Understated the population of Chicago by 10% Overstated the population of Houston by 8%.

His version of homicides per 100K: 28.4 to 9.6 (ratio: 2.96) Real homicides per 100K: 16.9 to 10.4 (ratio: 1.62)

Actual residence of hot chick: Austin.

Ability to recognize satire websites: Zero.

All in all, a stunning reminder of why it's just wonderful that New Hampster has hundreds of state legislators.

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fuflans's avatar

i think they forgot to compare summer temperatures.

prolly too many boobs.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Rick Perry still could not find her giney with a rifle scope

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Dallas has some cute fillies (ask Dok)

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

My wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket...

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Mahousu's avatar

I'm a little confused. I didn't think <a href="http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/0670066486\/" target="_blank"><i>1982</i></a> was satire.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I thought it was a picture of the female reproductive system ("a series of tubes").

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