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Can't they just say "We are so sorry about the last guy. Here's free citizenship and a house in Denver."

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Assuming that the rocket stays intact and does not break up on reentry.

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Didn’t the last one end up coming down in pieces? That might change your calculations a bit but yeah the odds are pretty astronomical.

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That would be always NOPE

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We'd have to close Gitmo, first.

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Visit any native reservation.

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Or Teddy Trustbuster.

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"Wage slaves and cannon fodder."

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But what will members of congress do without their farm subsidies? wait, that doesn't appear on this list...

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No one wants to invade the US. No one.

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I'm with Robert on this one.

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Thousand years? Try the last couple of hundred https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Some of these reunions are happening just a few miles from me, at the San Ysidro border crossing. What we did to these families should never be forgotten, forgiven, or repeated. This will never be over until they get some semblance of justice, and a work permit ain't enough. Stephen Miller, the other officials who enabled this, and any CBP agent who knowingly took part in these separations need to go to fucking jail.

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This one is up there, way up there.

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Roger would totes do it

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