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DialecticDetective's avatar

Can't they just say "We are so sorry about the last guy. Here's free citizenship and a house in Denver."

Non Doctior's avatar

Assuming that the rocket stays intact and does not break up on reentry.

dlemex's avatar

Didn’t the last one end up coming down in pieces? That might change your calculations a bit but yeah the odds are pretty astronomical.

Robyn Ryan's avatar

We'd have to close Gitmo, first.

Robyn Ryan's avatar

Visit any native reservation.

Robyn Ryan's avatar

Or Teddy Trustbuster.

Robyn Ryan's avatar

"Wage slaves and cannon fodder."

gammarae's avatar

But what will members of congress do without their farm subsidies? wait, that doesn't appear on this list...

Robyn Ryan's avatar

No one wants to invade the US. No one.

Robyn Ryan's avatar

Thousand years? Try the last couple of hundred https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Stan Dan Deliver's avatar

Some of these reunions are happening just a few miles from me, at the San Ysidro border crossing. What we did to these families should never be forgotten, forgiven, or repeated. This will never be over until they get some semblance of justice, and a work permit ain't enough. Stephen Miller, the other officials who enabled this, and any CBP agent who knowingly took part in these separations need to go to fucking jail.

Stan Dan Deliver's avatar

This one is up there, way up there.

H0mer0's avatar

Roger would totes do it