Here is a nice 14-year-old West Virginian preparing to be the next Glenn Beck and/or Pope, by telling his radio listeners for his radio program that homosexuals are "sickening." But not just, like a little sickening, like a sort of gut ache from too many hot dogs, no, it is SICKENING in all capitals, because buttsex (and Hell). "You know what? I knew these kids! SOME of 'em I was friends with!" says the boy, about their choice to be homosecshul. (He could tell they chose to be homosecshuls because they were not homosecshuls in elementary school. Q.E.Duh!)
Those damned goobers cost me over 30 p-ness upfists, along with deleting a lovingly-crafted and potentially classic post. (Sadlly, they got it before Teh Googlz had a chance to archive it.) I slipped a few more comments onto the BlightArt page, just out of spite. I'm sure we gave them the most commenting action they've ever seen, or ever will -- in fact, I'd bet it was the surge in traffic that caught their attention.
I&#039;m guessing he was traumatized at an early age by the <a href="http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Is-This-House-Mistress-Mouse\/dp\/B004690UFG\/ref=sr_1_1\?ie=UTF8&amp\;qid=1339369121&amp\;sr=8-1" target="_blank">the House of Mistress Mouse</a> and has never forgiven his Democrat mom.
...We were good as married in my mind But married in my mind&#039;s no good A Pink Triangle on her sleeve Let me know the truth, let me know the truth...
Wish I could take credit for the find. Props go to a poster on <a href="http:\/\/www.mockpaperscissors.com\/2012\/06\/03\/this-exists-and-a-challenge\/#comment-610275" target="_blank">Mock, Paper, Scissors. </a>
Please, young pundit, how should we deal with uppity coloreds and women? Ropes for the blacks and barefoot and pregnant for the women? And should we go ahead and nuke Mecca and Medina right now, to make sure Jesus comes back before your voice breaks and you grow fuzz on your face?
Hah! Perhaps they don&#039;t like seeing their hero BrightFart being laughed at.
More likely, they don&#039;t want the rubes to know that the $4,000 piece of shit BlightArt costs less than $100 to mass-produce.
Those damned goobers cost me over 30 p-ness upfists, along with deleting a lovingly-crafted and potentially classic post. (Sadlly, they got it before Teh Googlz had a chance to archive it.) I slipped a few more comments onto the BlightArt page, just out of spite. I&#039;m sure we gave them the most commenting action they&#039;ve ever seen, or ever will -- in fact, I&#039;d bet it was the surge in traffic that caught their attention.
I&#039;m guessing he was traumatized at an early age by the <a href="http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Is-This-House-Mistress-Mouse\/dp\/B004690UFG\/ref=sr_1_1\?ie=UTF8&amp\;qid=1339369121&amp\;sr=8-1" target="_blank">the House of Mistress Mouse</a> and has never forgiven his Democrat mom.
Sadly, Poe&#039;s Law cuts both ways.
Christ, my daughter was vastly better than that at half his age. I&#039;m starting to think that this kid may be &quot;special&quot;.
...We were good as married in my mind But married in my mind&#039;s no good A Pink Triangle on her sleeve Let me know the truth, let me know the truth...
Wish I could take credit for the find. Props go to a poster on <a href="http:\/\/www.mockpaperscissors.com\/2012\/06\/03\/this-exists-and-a-challenge\/#comment-610275" target="_blank">Mock, Paper, Scissors. </a>
PNW_Kurt is the Wonker who found that link.
I take pride in my profession.
why did you make me go to that place?
ding!! ding!! ding!!! your 15 minutes are up and your fb account is done.
Please, young pundit, how should we deal with uppity coloreds and women? Ropes for the blacks and barefoot and pregnant for the women? And should we go ahead and nuke Mecca and Medina right now, to make sure Jesus comes back before your voice breaks and you grow fuzz on your face?
As I always say... everyone should have a hobby.
Homosecshul? Is that the Yiddish spelling?
My high-school years were spent ogling the very physically fit, short-haired girls on the basketball team, so I feel your pain.
He looks like a young O&#039;Keefe.
Oh, trust me, I&#039;ve definitely been going easy on him.