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BruceOlsen's avatar

Same reason there are good people on both sides.

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BruceOlsen's avatar

And it can't be hidden in the waistband of your yoga pants.

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Delu's avatar

The Trumpian reflexive defense shown here, denial of reality that doesn't fit your narrative.

And conspiracy theories because of course.

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NotDarkYet's avatar

He'll fuck up making / delivering coffee ... Maybe give him a job more suited to his ... ahem ... talents? He sucks so good ... is there an opening for someone who can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine?

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NotDarkYet's avatar

I tried to follow her argument ... and then this happened:

https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Vacuous Virgina's avatar

I have a theory: tRump is thin at one end, much MUCH thicker in the middle, & then thin again at the far end 😂😂😂

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The Villainess+'s avatar

God Dang it Evan, now I have to go flush my head down the toilet bowl to cool down again because my shower head is broken from too much happy-happy fun times.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

SO CUTE!

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Klapaucius's avatar

The eyes show evidence of not having blinked for at least twenty years .....

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Klapaucius's avatar

The first rule of Gated Community is: you do not talk about Gated Community!

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Klapaucius's avatar

"Sometimes a Great Pee"

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Emil Muz's avatar

was that the episode of House of the same name (Occam's Razor)? :)

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

No wonder Bobo is impressed.

https://twitter.com/tomscoc...

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phoenix00's avatar

Deny reality enough ==> make up conspiracy theories that somehow explain your reality.

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phoenix00's avatar

No cream. Devin's, uhh, cream might be in it.

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phoenix00's avatar

At least bigfoot and UFO stories are just that. Shit like pizzagate gets people hurt & killed.

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