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SeeTrain65's avatar

Which brings up this legendary allegory:

"Be like Dad, not like Sis, etc. ..."

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SeeTrain65's avatar

To paraphrase St. George of Morningside Heights:

"Mad pooper still on the loose!"

"Stop me before I poop again!"

And you think Florida is full of rednecks. We're up to our goolies in them here.

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Crossroads at Anhedonia Jct.23's avatar

"Because you’re defecating on this nation!"Gosh! Over the whole nation? I'm guessing Ms. Snyder is not a large woman, so this will definitely take a while. If you ask nicely, I'm sure she'll start with you first, given your deep-seated interest in the *cough* issue.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

Absolutely true. But the ones I know spend half their time talking about being saved by Jesus and given eternal life in Heaven, and they are the people I know who are the most scared of dying and who own the most guns. Total hypocrisy.

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

The righties are freaking out about this 'issue'. As even Republican Gov. Haley has noted, there is not even anecdotal evidence that there is a problem. Basically, the wingnuts are writing laws based on urban legends these days.

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kareemachan's avatar

Couldn't this get him (and Jamie-the-scumbag-with-furry-handcuffs) arrested? And hopefully put on a sexual predator list?

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kareemachan's avatar

...on the internets.

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kareemachan's avatar

He wouldn't have to, cuz he's a individual entity (or whatever), not a person. And a non-profit religious one at that. Makes everything quite reasonable.

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sarafina's avatar

The wingnuts are like the Nazis on one point, it's the power/control. Not the sexual preference, not the weddings or wedding cakes or photogs, or racial issues or women's rights, those are just distractions so we don't notice them getting a strangle hold on everyone else's money through the government.

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kareemachan's avatar

ZOMG!!!!!1!!!!!

Ricky is head of (I kid you not) Flowing Streams Church.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

As long as they don't pee on that rug that really ties the room together.

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I AM R U's avatar

I'm obviously super tired because all I have is "wut".

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Lark_in_the_AM's avatar

Jesus on a pogo stick - do these people have even a vague clue just how deranged they look to the rest of the nation? This is sick even for the religious loons.

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H0mer0's avatar

let's not lump those of us struggling with chemical imbalances with sociopathy.

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H0mer0's avatar

In his parlance, the term would be "that'll larn them"

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Magic Juan's avatar

I have a feeling that James O’Keefe will use this as an excuse to dress up as a woman, use as many women's' restrooms as he can, make a lot of films while doing it, and post them where a lot of people can watch him doing it....not that there's anything wrong with that.....

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