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Heck I bet this here site even knows how to input a valid reference in an Excel formula.

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#ETTD Everything Trump Touches Dies

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He certainly didn't use WordPress. That thing is an embarrassment to anyone who's ever spent time chasing down the bug in a page that's causing an element to be slightly off-center or overlayed over the next element.

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I've been through this a few times, and was told the in-person visits are incredibly appreciated. You are a good person.

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Are you sure?

I bet the sharpies leaked through onto the government desk.

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Using geometric logic?

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I read that as "the fresh white feces of white supremacy."

Still seems to work.

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I think there's a fairly good chance we could have been spared his "presidency" of misery and corruption if that had been the case. It's pretty crazy that a decision by a handful of individuals could have likely spared us the last four years.

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Parscale reminds me of the stylists available to the homophobic GQP folks. You know, the one's that let Megan McCain, Ivanka, Mother Pence walk around like that in public.

Are they deeply incompetent?Are they all that's available, despite deep pockets?Or are they actively sabotaging Dumpty and friendos for their acts of deep disloyalty?

I wonder if Dumpty and Rogered Stoned get nervous when they hear how the Pud Boys, Threepers, bikers, and other assorted redhatters left behind on Jan Sixx are all planning to attend one of his rallies. I imagine a bunch of them are hiding out, eating up the last of their supplies of manly power bars, and getting hella pissed.

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GQP "If you don't do what we want you to, you can't get into heaven with us!"

Me: "Don't threaten me with a good time."

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I'm guessing Trump's "media group" plan involves convincing existing right wing platforms and media outlets to license his name for a monthly fee in return for his participation in providing exclusive content, though not too much because he's a busy guy after all.

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Thank you Chino. Your virtual hugs are appreciated.

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If you aren't getting your money up front from orange man, you are about to enter into a series of lawsuits trying to collect a small percentage of your unpaid fees, in which Dumpty will fight tooth and nail saying you were incompetent because 'you lost'.

The list of this happening is astonishingly long.

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Pretty sad when you can't even afford them anymore.

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Trump Media Group will have 3 employees. The first will have his hands over his eyes, the next over his ears ... unfortunately the other one will never shut up.

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Wedge salad libelz!https://www.seriouseats.com...

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