Wonkette Best Frenemy Victoria Jackson is, of course, running for a County Commissioner seat in Williamson County, Tennessee. But that's not her only hobby! She is also using her influential voice to help other likeminded candidates, like Williamson County School Board member Mark Gregory, who's seeking reelection to a fourth term. Mr. Gregory is just the sort of person Victoria Jackson wants making school policy: He opposes Common Core because he believes "there are federal fingerprints all over these standards," and if the federal government says Thomas Jefferson was the third president, then Mark Gregory's against it.
Uh oh. How bad is it? If you think things like "beer bottles in a butt makes sense" or "Victoria Jackson makes a great point," it may be too late.
It'll hoover that cork outa there better than any Screwpull.
ISWYDT
Good grief. I may have to do a craft project for my kidz "winter holiday" presents. Thanks, SantaEQ
Uh oh. How bad is it? If you think things like "beer bottles in a butt makes sense" or "Victoria Jackson makes a great point," it may be too late.
It's not the hooch, it's the cooch.
Taint's great, less filling!
Nerd here. Strictly speaking, it's a Anal Dentata in this case, not vagina dentata.
And I'd STILL feel safer putting my dick in that than in anything in Tennessee.
I DIDN'T ORDER A BLOODY MARY
From my experience, it takes a lot more than just beer to open a ladies' buttle.
I visualize old Salmon going "Hee, hee, hee.. Secretary of the Treasury, my ass. Secretary of TROLLING, is what I say."
BACONZ. How you been?
Hey, he didn&#039;t say <i>whose</i> founding documents. I&#039;m guessing the (traitorous and non-existent) CSA.
This deserves at least a portion of the internet.
This is just begging for someone to pop a cap in that ass.
He says that he will search for bias and discrimination, and keep those books that are appropriately biased and discriminatory.
Red Solo Cup, you&#039;re more than just a cup. You&#039;re my...friend. Thank you, for being my friend.