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Lot_49's avatar

It'll hoover that cork outa there better than any Screwpull.

bobbert's avatar

Good grief. I may have to do a craft project for my kidz "winter holiday" presents. Thanks, SantaEQ

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Uh oh. How bad is it? If you think things like "beer bottles in a butt makes sense" or "Victoria Jackson makes a great point," it may be too late.

The Quirk's avatar

It's not the hooch, it's the cooch.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Taint's great, less filling!

The Quirk's avatar

Nerd here. Strictly speaking, it's a Anal Dentata in this case, not vagina dentata.

And I'd STILL feel safer putting my dick in that than in anything in Tennessee.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I DIDN'T ORDER A BLOODY MARY

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

From my experience, it takes a lot more than just beer to open a ladies' buttle.

bobbert's avatar

I visualize old Salmon going "Hee, hee, hee.. Secretary of the Treasury, my ass. Secretary of TROLLING, is what I say."

bobbert's avatar

BACONZ. How you been?

bobbert's avatar

Hey, he didn't say <i>whose</i> founding documents. I'm guessing the (traitorous and non-existent) CSA.

bobbert's avatar

This deserves at least a portion of the internet.

Lefty Mark's avatar

This is just begging for someone to pop a cap in that ass.

PubOption's avatar

He says that he will search for bias and discrimination, and keep those books that are appropriately biased and discriminatory.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Red Solo Cup, you're more than just a cup. You're my...friend. Thank you, for being my friend.