Wonkette Best Frenemy Victoria Jackson is, of course, running for a County Commissioner seat in Williamson County, Tennessee.
It'll hoover that cork outa there better than any Screwpull.
ISWYDT
Good grief. I may have to do a craft project for my kidz "winter holiday" presents. Thanks, SantaEQ
Uh oh. How bad is it? If you think things like "beer bottles in a butt makes sense" or "Victoria Jackson makes a great point," it may be too late.
It's not the hooch, it's the cooch.
Taint's great, less filling!
Nerd here. Strictly speaking, it's a Anal Dentata in this case, not vagina dentata.
And I'd STILL feel safer putting my dick in that than in anything in Tennessee.
I DIDN'T ORDER A BLOODY MARY
From my experience, it takes a lot more than just beer to open a ladies' buttle.
I visualize old Salmon going "Hee, hee, hee.. Secretary of the Treasury, my ass. Secretary of TROLLING, is what I say."
BACONZ. How you been?
Hey, he didn&#039;t say <i>whose</i> founding documents. I&#039;m guessing the (traitorous and non-existent) CSA.
This deserves at least a portion of the internet.
This is just begging for someone to pop a cap in that ass.
He says that he will search for bias and discrimination, and keep those books that are appropriately biased and discriminatory.
Red Solo Cup, you&#039;re more than just a cup. You&#039;re my...friend. Thank you, for being my friend.
It&#039;ll hoover that cork outa there better than any Screwpull.
ISWYDT
Good grief. I may have to do a craft project for my kidz &quot;winter holiday&quot; presents. Thanks, SantaEQ
Uh oh. How bad is it? If you think things like &quot;beer bottles in a butt makes sense&quot; or &quot;Victoria Jackson makes a great point,&quot; it may be too late.
It&#039;s not the hooch, it&#039;s the cooch.
Taint&#039;s great, less filling!
Nerd here. Strictly speaking, it&#039;s a Anal Dentata in this case, not vagina dentata.
And I&#039;d STILL feel safer putting my dick in that than in anything in Tennessee.
I DIDN&#039;T ORDER A BLOODY MARY
From my experience, it takes a lot more than just beer to open a ladies&#039; buttle.
I visualize old Salmon going &quot;Hee, hee, hee.. Secretary of the Treasury, my ass. Secretary of TROLLING, is what I say.&quot;
BACONZ. How you been?
Hey, he didn&#039;t say <i>whose</i> founding documents. I&#039;m guessing the (traitorous and non-existent) CSA.
This deserves at least a portion of the internet.
This is just begging for someone to pop a cap in that ass.
He says that he will search for bias and discrimination, and keep those books that are appropriately biased and discriminatory.
Red Solo Cup, you&#039;re more than just a cup. You&#039;re my...friend. Thank you, for being my friend.