Happy weekend!
Today is both Blogger Day and National Oyster Day, according to some sketchy site on the internet. I feel like the term “blogger” is becoming a tad outdated and is starting to make me feel like I should be writing like a LOLcat meme or whatever (I Can Haz Universal Healthcare?), but I will take all of the oysters, please and thank you.
This week, your present is a super weird movie/musical/promotional-type-thing from the 1980s English pop band ABC. I haven’t actually watched all of it, but it’s called Mantrap and it stars a young and vivacious Lisa Vanderpump, so I’m obviously here for it. Plus “The Look of Love” is a jam.
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Ahhh the 80s. My wife was an 80s metal girl and her hair was at least that big. I spent the decade being an ultradork.
Having such a fun Saturday night, running AV for a church group at work (art museum, not a church). Well, every day comes with an ending, I reckon.