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OK, so Trump is just immensely incontinent in all ways: physically, morally, politically, romantically, entomologically, and will blab about anything to anybody anywhere.

You'd be a fool to not vote for that.

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“… the one thing I like about Donald Trump, Jon, is that he actually will talk to anybody.” Just the one thing, then? Thought so. Well, it’s one more than most! 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Damn Michael, you watched them all? I watched a few minutes of each that you've posted here and I have to go lay down. JD is a slippery bitch for sure. He talk gooder than Trump! We're going to have to watch that asshair closely.

Also, I am not very impressed with the interviewers. It takes a strong interviewer to not let the interviewee take over the show.

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"He didn't say that he went to Vietnam"

yeah. he said much dumber things about Vietnam. like avoiding (citation needed) STDs is the same as Vietnam. i posit that is massively more offensive to anyone who did and definitely to whoever died in his place.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/andrewkaczynski/donald-trump-in-2004-on-stds-and-dating-its-like-vietnam-and

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He said it on a Howard Stern episode, just saw it clipped the other day.

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Did anyone ask him about the time he called Trump “America’s Hitler?”

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Proto-Republican Child: "Teacher! Timmy called me weird and hurt my feelings because I hate playtime and I think they cheat because they won't always let me win like Jesus said I should."

Republican Adult: "Democrats called me weird and hurt my feelings because I hate elections and I think they cheat because I should always win like Jesus said I should."

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Ta, MM. Jadey gets worse with every appearance. I say keep it up.

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definitely isn't quelling the rumors that he is a deeply weird dude.

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Shady Vance is the gift that just keeps on giving.

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All I know is if somebody told my dad I was a nice piece of ass, he'd punch their lights out.

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Watched the video of the Walz's greeting one another. That was not a "handshake and a bro-hug" - that was a genuine clasp of hands and a genuine hug. Of course, Junior is probably unfamiliar with genuine expressions of affection, so it's easy to understand how he would read it wrong.

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The closest he and Kimmy get to physically interacting is if one of them thinks the other's about to scarf their line.

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Ah, there it is, my first *real* laugh of the day!

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Watched the video of the Walz's greeting one another. That was not a "handshake and a bro-hug" - that was a genuine clasp of hands and a genuine hug. Of course, Junior is probably unfamiliar with genuine expressions of affection, so it's easy to understand how he would read it wrong.

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I keep seeing Vance appearing on the media. trump, not so much. I am beginning to wonder if trump is incapable of appearing in public (his minions may have him caged, but he wouldn't mind as long as it's guilt (I mean, gilt). Never before has trump seemed to be avoiding attention.

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Which is going to be an increasing problem. This articulates things better than I could:

https://newrepublic.com/maz/article/184749/trumps-jd-vance-pick-just-got-even-worse

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He doesn't know whether to shit or go blind.

Having JD on the stump is the best friend Harris/Walz ever had.

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You'd think someone with eighteen whole months of elected experience in his life would be able to handle these things a bit better.

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when i find myself similarly vexed i close one eye & fart 💨 …

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[furiously takes notes]

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This is better than Khan Academy!

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Isn't Shady Vance a vegetarian, out of deference to his wife's religious beliefs? I wonder how that information would go down at the Cletus Diner?

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If that's true, it's the first vegetarian I've met that has managed to keep relatively quiet about it for more than a month /s

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LOL, I have been vegetarian for about 17 years now, and I have had students for years who do/did not know I am/was vegetarian, but the stereotype is often true to form! ;-)

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🤣

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[wipes dewy brow/exhales profoundly]

I have scrubbed both the kitchen and bathroom floors, all of the trash has been gathered and I've cleaned and freshened Ripper's Cat-a-loo. NOW I can sit down and relax, absent any and all guilt, for the rest of the afternoon.

In closing; freakin' OUCH, dammit....

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He's really leaning into this whole Reek cosplay...

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Aug 12·edited Aug 12

It's one thing to say a guy fucked a pull out sofa, but to say he's becoming Ted Cruz, wow. You got icewater in those veins.

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That thing on his face would have to get a lot more rabid.

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Truth can be painful.

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