Remember when we told you about one Ira Dennis Hawver Esquire JD, who appeared before the Kansas Supreme Court dressed up as Thomas Jefferson? And no, he wasn't kidding. He was there to beg the court not to disbar him for being a terrible, awful THE WORST lawyer, and he figured if his words didn't sway the court, surely the wig would. (How terrible? Terrible enough to admit that he didn't even bother trying to appropriately defend his client facing the death penalty, because he didn't understand how cell phones work. So instead, he tried to reverse-psychology the jury by claiming his client was SO badass, if he had killed anyone, he would have killed off any witnesses too. Ergo, innocent!) Turns out, despite ye olde costume,
<i>he figured if his words didn&rsquo;t sway the court, surely the wig would.</i>
The court was probably confused and wondered why he was impersonating Dolly Madison since that hair says &quot;Eva Gabor Wig Collection&quot; more than it says &quot;Founding Fathers&quot;.
Hermit crab overlords sounds like an improvement to me. Clinton/Hermit Crab 2016!!!!!111!
no, scratch that. Herman Crab/Clinton 2016!!!11!1!!
The joker&#039;s a tea party libertardian, so it&#039;s not really all <i>that</i> inexplicable.
<i>he figured if his words didn&rsquo;t sway the court, surely the wig would.</i>
The court was probably confused and wondered why he was impersonating Dolly Madison since that hair says &quot;Eva Gabor Wig Collection&quot; more than it says &quot;Founding Fathers&quot;.
<i>Go show some love to our gone-but-not-forgotten kid sister Happy Nice Time People. </i>
SO agree with this. I&#039;ve been following HNTP and the dude is one funny guy - and pretty spot on in his TV reviews.
I don&#039;t own a tv. Instead I read the reviews. It&#039;s almost like participating in the common culture!