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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Hermit crab overlords sounds like an improvement to me. Clinton/Hermit Crab 2016!!!!!111!

no, scratch that. Herman Crab/Clinton 2016!!!11!1!!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The joker's a tea party libertardian, so it's not really all <i>that</i> inexplicable.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>he figured if his words didn’t sway the court, surely the wig would.</i>

The court was probably confused and wondered why he was impersonating Dolly Madison since that hair says "Eva Gabor Wig Collection" more than it says "Founding Fathers".

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Go show some love to our gone-but-not-forgotten kid sister Happy Nice Time People. </i>

SO agree with this. I've been following HNTP and the dude is one funny guy - and pretty spot on in his TV reviews.

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marxalot's avatar

I don't own a tv. Instead I read the reviews. It's almost like participating in the common culture!

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