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I'll try to get the courage to make one for my birthday. No filling but custard, and nothing on top besides whipped cream, bananas, or strawberries (or both), and maybe chopped walnuts.

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Holy crap! I ordered some stuff from Amazon - don't judge, Discover is giving 5% cash back - on Saturday, free shipping, non Prime, and it's already being delivered today!

Land Shark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar

๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜“๐˜“๐˜” ๐˜ˆ๐˜, ๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜‘๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ด.

๐˜ˆ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ญ ๐˜ฒ๐˜ถ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜Ž๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ค๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ด ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ, ๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜“๐˜“๐˜”๐˜ด' ๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ-๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ด๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ต๐˜บ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฑ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ, ๐˜ข ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜บ ๐˜ค๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฃ๐˜บ ๐˜Š๐˜ฉ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ท๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ด.

๐—™๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—น ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฒ, [๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—น ๐—–๐—˜๐—ข] ๐—ฃ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—š๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—”๐—œ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ด๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ฑ

Taking belief in LLMs very literally indeed

https://www.theregister.com/2025/11/03/from_intel_to_the_infinite/?td=rt-3a

There's several hallucination jokes in there ...

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

lol

These the same Christians who say it is ok to lie for Jesus tho, the register?

You know, like Haitians eating cats and dogs?

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

...๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ, ๐˜ข ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜บ ๐˜ค๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฃ๐˜บ ๐˜Š๐˜ฉ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ท๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ด.

lol

The Wanderer's avatar

Bets on this computer program suddenly claiming that it's Jesus or God?

Bobathonic's avatar

Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

One bout only!

MechaJesus versus MechaShiva!

The Wanderer's avatar

Ancient (Eisenhower Era) joke:

Scientists had built the ultimate computer, and one asked it, "Is there a God?"

The computer replied, "There is now."

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Well, let's see, I'm hoping I scheduled my AC repair for this afternoon and not tomorrow because it it scheduled to get up to the 80s here today. The air is dry and crisp, but it's going to get stuffy in here and smell like a cat no matter now much I clean. Nights are still plenty cool in the 50s, so it hasn't been too bad yet. Glad it waited until fall to go out.

Not much going on work-wise this week. Perhaps another review of the online software for a test on nonverbal intelligence with the authors and then working on the scoring rubric for the oldest IQ test used in the western world (ahem, it's kind of a big deal for me to get to work on this, definitely a career highlight). Volunteer work Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday.

Thursday AM is my annual checkup where I will hear that I'm doing great! Aside from the migraines and fibromyalgia, I am in tip top condition where you can take care of yourself: cholesterol, AIC, etc. My doctor will be pleased. Having cut out sugar, my weight NEVER varies from 203, so I am happy with that.

Just a brag, when I set out the #4 and #8 candles for my muffins, the waitress said, "There's no way you are 48," which maybe she was just hustling for a tip, but I think I believe her. I look and feel awesome for nearly 50 with fibromyalgia! And on that note, it's almost time for my first nap. Yay!

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

I can see why this became open thread.

Doom related: Went and paid my bills last night, as I do. I get paid once a month so, the beginning of the month I pay everything. It is a nice system seeing as most things are due the middle or the end of the month, so I am always ahead.

Anyway, my credit card peeps ALL were offering me "free help if you are affected by the shutdown"

That is where we are right now. When Credit card companies, not precisely known for their empathy, are more willing to help than an entire political party that controls our entire government.

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

One of my credit cards kept a similar banner prominently displayed on their website during Covid.

freakishlystrong's avatar

"In the poll, which was conducted between October 24 to 28, 59 percent of U.S. adults said they disapproved of Trumpโ€™s handling of the presidency, while 41 percent approved."

How the hell are they framing this question where that many people approve of this shit? How are we ever going to get the stain out if that many people are okay with it?

RocktonSam's avatar

The 41% are the 1% who has all the money and he keeps capitalism working for them

TootsStansbury ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

Itโ€™s said that about 25 - 30% of any given population is nuts; America is exceptional, as usual. I chalk it up to religion and rampant disinfotainment.

Land Shark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar

The cult/crazy polls all hover around those ranges ... 25 to 30% of the electorate. It's the other 10-15% that worry me ...

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

They lump things. They don't ask "Do you approve?" they ask "Do you approve of x? Do you approve of y?" and then they lump all the yesses into an over all approve

Land Shark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar

Yeah ... Senator Marsha hasn't had sexxy times in decades, so ....

๐—š๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ด๐—น๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐˜†๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ถ๐˜๐˜€ ๐—”๐—œ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—น ๐—š๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—บ๐—ฎ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—”๐—œ ๐—ฆ๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ผ; ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ฎ ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—š๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ด๐—น๐—ฒ, ๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—•๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ป ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ฑ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜…๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—บ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐˜ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ โ€” Google says it has removed Gemma from its AI Studio after a U.S. senator accused the AI model of fabricating accusations of sexual misconduct against her.

https://techcrunch.com/2025/11/02/google-pulls-gemma-from-ai-studio-after-senator-blackburn-accuses-model-of-defamation/

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We can't have clean energy because it will destroy the oil industry. We can't have healthcare because it will destroy the health insurance industry. We can't have peace because it will destroy the weapon industry. Capitalism built a system we can't afford to do the right thing.

https://xcancel.com/mhdksafa/status/1984706400442876410#m

Land Shark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar

The ScamCoinโ„ข dude who admitted his crimes in court and bought $70 million in Donnie ScamCoinโ„ข

๐—ช๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ด๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ญ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ผ'๐˜€ ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฌ ๐— ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€, ๐—ฃ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ง๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—บ๐—ฝ ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐˜†๐˜€ โ€œ๐—œ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—ป'๐˜ ๐—ธ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ผ ๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐˜€โ€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ โ€œ๐—œ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐—•๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐—ต๐˜‚๐—ป๐˜โ€ โ€” In a rare interview, Trump said he was told Changpeng Zhao was the victim of the Biden administration's โ€œwitch huntโ€ against crypto.

https://decrypt.co/347140/trump-downplays-knowledge-binance-chief-pardon-familys-crypto

abbienormal's avatar

"rare interview"? He is always being interviewed.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Sounds like grounds for invalidating that pardon to me.

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

he does not know who it is, but it was ALSO a witch hunt

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

We did not watch that interview. Obvs.

Willing to pretend they asked some hard hitting questions, like the one on the commercial "What are you as president doing to end the shutdown"

Betting though it was a bunch of soft balls and the responses were edited to make him sound sane

freakishlystrong's avatar

What don't we know already? And pushback, baaahhhh...that's for democrats only!

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

omg one of the talking heads had Newsom on Sunday and /only asked him about Biden being old.

I was about to go into a rage stroke from the other room

Bobathonic's avatar

That would have been a perfect moment to go off about how it's all Biden's fault, for Merrick Garland.

Land Shark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar

I'm sure we'll hear about it today. CBS did actually post the unedited interview on YouTube apparently. Probably won't be there after Bari Weiss gets into the office this morning.

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

heh make good trouble, staffers who have not been canned yet

freakishlystrong's avatar

Can we pick a goddamn time and stay there? I have to be at work at 6 a.m. in the mountain zone. I woke up at fucking midnight and finally at around 3:30 said; "well, fuck, just get up then." Coffee is helping.

TootsStansbury ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

Good morning Wonkets. I am being a bum since I took the day off (using up leave before the end of the year) it was raining out when I got up to go do stupid human tricks so I decided to laze about and do them mid-morning. I will assault the eyes of my fellow citizens in the broad light of day.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I do not change my pets' feed schedule for they time change. Tuna-Boy gets fed by a digital auto feeder and I never change those times, and in the evening, I just give them their dinners an hour earlier or later depending on the season so now they have their dinners at 6 instead of 7. It's just easier that way.

TootsStansbury ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

The coming on of the coffee pot seems to be the trigger for breakfast times so this morning was cool. Evenings are a bit more of a challenge but I suspect my little weirdo will adjust to our routine.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Both my boys were ZONKED when I went to bed at 8:30. That's about when I normally dozed off.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Intelligent critters DGAF about that silly Hoomun DST nonsense.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

It's their world, I just live in it. Time is nothing but a construct man imposes on us all.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Exactly! That's why time can suck so badly sometimes. It's decided by hoomun committee.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Hazards of being an AZ resident: I came here at 0400 MST expecting a Tabs to show up. Then I realized that because of the DST change, it's at 0500 MST. This happens to me twice a year as the time shifts for the civilized world.

Simba looks at me like "Haha, Hammy! You doof!"

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M-X's avatar

Breakfast done, clothes ready for the 2nd oral surgery this year, another molar pulled. Shower time.

I have to somehow persuade this guy to take it slower at first with the anesthetic shots into the muscles in the back, and the gums. He doesn't fuck around. I forgot that part when I made the appt, until too late on Friday to find someone else. The extraction is fine, with plenty of gas (and those shots, I guess), but the lead up is fucking brutal. He needs to be a lot more careful.

I hope every one of his sports cars' tires goes flat every day, and all their transmissions fail. Weekly.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

OMG, I absolutely hate it when the doc jumps the gun on the anesthetic.

M-X's avatar

I said, while in the shower: YEAH, NO, FUCK THIS SHIT AND FUCK HIM.

I CANCELLED!!!

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Really? A few years back, I was lucky that I found a dentist who was very careful about anesthetics. I needed a broken tooth removed from the upper part of my mouth where novocaine sometimes does not work. But the doc was very careful and determined that I could not be deadened sufficiently. So he referred me to an oral surgeon who did the job while I was knocked out. I had to pay $1K more but I was satisfied with the result.

M-X's avatar

Oh heck yeah, Hammy!!! Heck YEAH.

I'm going to be asking questions while I look for a new one, and this shit will be top of the list of priorities.

*I had a dentist in N. Phx once, twin brothers, who had a larger-than-life size painting of the Angel Moroni filling a whole wall in the waiting room. They had races to see if they could go faster than the other in procedures. And their instruments looked so old, they looked almost like they were RUSTY.

That was a single visit, never repeated. YIKES.

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

The last time I went to one, he did that. I told him it was not in effect yet, it needs more time, and instead he used these clamp things that hurt like hell being put on. Like I was sobbing.

My plan now is for all of them to fall out on their own accord.

Bobathonic's avatar

I wish you had my dentist. He's super conscientious about the pain. Good luck!