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President Rufus T. Superfly's avatar

"eldest illegitimate son"

That guy got around a bit.

ciaobella's avatar

“That’s . . . not . . . a . . . pudding!” shrieked Ciaobella as the executioner’s axe descended.

(Yes, I know every food in the UK is somehow a pudding.)

blueicebank's avatar

OT. It's always projection with these people. Not even the Seven Deadly Sins safe.

"Trump promotes blistering rebuke of GOP Senate [leadership] ‘sloth’ as his agenda stalls"

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-2677159719/

Well, no one's going to argue that the Republican Senate leadership is the most lazy in all of the D.C. area. But, well, glass houses grandpa. Glass houses.

Cajun Kid's avatar

It's not even noon and I'm awake for some godforsaken reason. Breakfast is some orange juice (they make a version that has lower acidity, and it goes down easier. I should have grabbed a box of what had to be my favorite school cafeteria breakfasts: sausage and pancake corn dogs! Back in high school, I knew it was going to be a good day if breakfast was either pancake and sausage on a stick or breakfast bagel pizza.

I'm still mentally prepping for my appointment tomorrow. As much as I consciously know that it it is incredibly unlikely for the worst possible outcome to happen, I also know tat there are a lot of things that can happen. I'm trying to ignore the balloon that is my knee.

Dirty Work's avatar

Just catchin-up on last nights events. If trump didn't start blathering until 11pm and went on for a torturous hour it was actually a July 5th fireworks display.

asshole can't get anything right.

"M"'s avatar

From Juanita Tolliver --

Happy Fifth of July, y’all!

It’s the day in 1852 when Frederick Douglass delivered his rousing anti-slavery speech.

It’s also the day in 1827 when Black New Yorkers celebrated emancipation — and the debate about how and when to celebrate got a little messy.

Listen to Archival wherever you get your podcasts!

https://substack.com/@juanitatolliver/note/c-288486457

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

Gah, I can't abide these things with pudding, custard, jellies, creams and so on. It's just sweet, viscous goop to me. Whole ranges of dessert cuisine are closed to me.

Weird, because otherwise, I am far from being a picky eater.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Just put the sweets in my mouth.

josephebacon's avatar

Just waiting for 19th Century Fox to call this pastor a Communist…

PASTOR LORAN LIVINGSTON (@CentralChurchNC): “There has never been a Christian nation, and never will be. You don’t live in one now. A Christian nation wouldn’t have killed and displaced 20 million Native Americans, or thought owning slaves was pleasing to God.”

https://bsky.app/profile/thetnholler.bsky.social/post/3mpvvcp3tzc2d

"M"'s avatar

"19th Century Fox"

lol

Hope that sticks

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

A Christian nation wouldn't have the death penalty either.

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

Need to combine the wavy hand thing with the middle finger.

SterWonk's avatar

Hilarious, but that's probably not it.

No, if there's an ASL interpreter when he's speaking, that means people are going to be paying attention to someone else and not him. And even worse, that someone else is there only for the benefit of people (deaf people) that he considers sub-human.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Plus they might be signing bad things about him and he'd have no idea.

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

"Why does the ASL interpreter keep doing the face palm?"

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Sadly the ASL for bullshit is very obvious even to those who don't know it.

paperlesstiger's avatar

Happy Nazi Day to those who celebrate.

𝗠𝗮𝘀𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘁 𝗙𝗿𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗪𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗝𝘂𝗹𝘆 𝟰 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗧𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗗.𝗖.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/patriot-front-march-washington-dc-july-4_n_6a4a6dd1e4b03060a850d352?t3

josephebacon's avatar

Folks! Don't forget that Trump says these racist bigots are "good people".

Oh and by the way, how many of those masked thugs are ICE agents? Inquiring minds want to know!!!!

CripesAmighty's avatar

Tuba guy didn't show. Come on, people, step up your game.

Oliver Furman's PA's avatar

Needed sad trombones.

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

Why did no one hear about this? Did they keep it secret so the real Americans couldn't organize a counter-protest?

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

It was part of the festivities!

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Actually yes, exactly.

They also marched very early in the morning and only very briefly, to avoid getting mobbed by counter protestors.

Oliver Furman's PA's avatar

Chickenshit Nazi pussies.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Note they didn't just bundle into a u haul. They learned their lesson from last time. DC police would have stopped them and charged the driver.

They can learn! Just like normal people! How sweet.

Caepan's avatar

How “proud” of them, he said sarcastically.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

A long segment with Marc Elias and Hillary Clinton. Pretty good, right up until Hillary starts with "Democrats need to get those republicans to vote for themin the mid-terms." I don't believe the establishment message will work to get those people. I believe what candidates like Zohran messaged DID work. The excuse that "what worked in NYC would work everywhere" just doesn't hold water anymore.

https://youtu.be/4dS4KzU5q00 [Democracy Docket]

josephebacon's avatar

You can't get brainwashed Republicans to vote for Democrats.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

No, Hilary. You are a very smart woman, but we are working on GOTV now.

VasyaCognito's avatar

OT: Destroying national forests with glyphosate (Roundup).

Mother Jones

‪@motherjones.com

I knew record amounts of glyphosate were being sprayed in California’s forests, much of it in the wake of the megafires that have hit the state in recent years.

But it was hard to fully get a sense of the scale of the destruction until I saw it from the sky.

https://bsky.app/profile/motherjones.com/post/3mpvnxtgmzw25

Euripides Pants's avatar

This depresses me.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Are they trying to find a way to blame Trump for the Blue Wave(TM)?

Because even Trump isn't immune from that old saw "conservatism cannot fail, it can only be failed".

So obviously they need a scapegoat for the midterms. But it can't be because everything he's doing is wildly unpopular, because its the Conservative Plan! Which is perfect!

No no, he's failing because of...

Corruption? Yes! Yes! He's failing because of the corruption. We just need a conservative who isn't corrupt. Maybe JD? He doesn't slap gold on everything?

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

He won't pay but Dumb and Dumber will.

freakishlystrong's avatar

That's why they're all calling us "communists" now. They'll beat that drum until November. He used our national holiday to insult and dehumanize us. They'll ALL follow suit. And fuck off, Carville.

SterWonk's avatar

Lots of Americans have allergic reactions to the words "Communist" and "Socialist".

That's why I've been saying that one of the things that has historically prevented Bernie from getting his policies enacted, is that he calls himself a Democratic Socialist. (Especially since his policies are more in line with European Social Democrat parties, than European Democratic Socialist parties.)

Fortunately, that allergy seems to *slowly* wearing off, as demonstrated by AOC, Mamdani, etc. But there are still more than enough people who freak out at those words, to swing the margins.

IOW: Democrats would be wise to embrace the policies, but not the branding.

Mavenmaven's avatar

To that audience, it means they have to do everything they can to protect him and keep him in power

abbienormal's avatar

Brit is a day late and a dollar short.

Also, it is time for him to retire.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Oh, I think FUX is contemplating his "retirement" right now.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

You mean he's actually admitting that Turnip is corrupt???? Isn't that blasphemy????

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Might be better explained by watching metaphorically motivated rats abandoning their sinking ship.

But I DO NOT forgive them for helping him to begin with.

So I will be over here pouring metaphorical gasoline to float on the surface of the water they are swimming in.

May I ask if you have some metaphorical matches?

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Unfortunately I don't. Will this blowtorch do?

paperlesstiger's avatar

He's making them all look bad.

Caepan's avatar

“We gotta keep our phony baloney jobs!”

Mr Beeep's avatar

Just the one kind of corruption then?

Queen Méabh's avatar

You know you made good home made soup when your nose starts to run while you're eating it.

SterWonk's avatar

Indeed.

You know you're eating good Thai when your lips start tingling as you eat.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Apparently Fatberg was surprised at how many people showed up for the Ayatollah's funeral. Don't worry, Dozing Donnie, that is nothing compared to the size of the crowd who will show up to celebrate at your funeral.

Mr Beeep's avatar

If I don’t make it, someone slap a “trump is a pedo” sticker on the tombstone for me.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Long range laser etching.

Need to work out some bugs but that's the plan.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

I’m borrowing my cousin’s Jewish space laser.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

How’d they get just the front half of the centaur? And how’d they get one that was half horse, half pig?

SkeptiKC's avatar

Adult diapers tend to be bulky, particularly after they've been substantially soiled.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Bustles for men are coming back?

Antifa Commander's avatar

The tick has become so bloated with blood that he cannot detach, and will soon pop.

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

Bustles are all the rage now!

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

I knew I had to hurry on this one! 😆

Snarfyguy's avatar

It doesn't bear thinking about.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

The fanny pack where he keeps the extra diapers is sticking out too much.

Vic's avatar

It's probably not steatopygia. He's packing something back there. Poor old slob.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

You can't spell "steatopygia" without "teat." That reminds me, have the unredacted Epstein files been released yet?

Caepan's avatar
23mEdited

When that happens, the dancing in the streets will be epic. Along with the weeping and wailing of his cult.

Then a week later, those same chumps will swear they never voted for him.

SterWonk's avatar

I still remember the *global* spontaneous celebrations that broke out when <voice type="Giuliani">ALL THE NETWOOORKS!!!</voice> updated their projection to OHJB winning.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I was stupid enough to think the cult would pretend they didn't vote for him in 2020. I was SO fucking wrong. They doubled down and deluded themselves into thinking that the election was rigged and stollen. The chumps will follow that fucker right off a cliff IMHO.

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

I still think it's funny that the sick old man is the first US President to start a war but couldn't get the "patriots" cheering.

freakishlystrong's avatar

His obsession with crowd sizes in just one of the many, many things I detest about this asshole.

Vic's avatar
6mEdited

Unwanted, unloved, uneducated. A lifelong inferiority complex. Parents who booted him from Queens to a reformatory with John Gotti, literally up the river. Poor performance at every schoo.. Zero friends. Relationships with women only through cash or violence. What a life. What a model Republican.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

just one more evidence of Failure

Caepan's avatar

Mr. Overcompensation.