Thought Catalog Guy Pretty Sure Muting Him On Twitter Is First Amendment Violation
Over in our Wonket Sekrit Chatcave, a debate is raging as to whether or not this dumbass article on Thought Catalog is satire or unvarnished dumbass or some combination thereof? We're not sure, but let's get to mocking this guy who thinks (?) free speech is threatened by muting someone on Twitter.
Yes, you might think that free speech is only a thing the government owes you, not privately owned social networking sites, but that is because you are not a Thought Catalog Constitutional Scholar and you do not like Jennifer Lawrence movies.
Coke is soooo coming after you dude, you better watch out
Boehner's boondoggle is even better than the time the GOP screwed Issa over for the Governator. They are both gonna be leaking all over the airwaves over this one.