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The Quirk's avatar

Militant illiterates?

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Good question? Shouldn't they have been frolicking or stampeding ?

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

But is he Jolly ?

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

So they've never visited Montana then?

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

"The Republican lawmaker who pushed the legislature to punish the colleges for their choice of books told the [The (Columbia) State] newspaper that schools shouldn’t force one view on students." But is OK if the State does. *as long as it's related to an individual's sexual behavior.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Rep. Gary Smith: An Essay 1. "Gary Smith" sounds like his porn name. 2. "Gary" "Smith" is okay with ramming and cramming, as long as he is the rammer and not the ramee, and what is being crammed is agreeable to him but not too homosexxican or anything. 3. "Gary" does not appear to understand the irony of his position - or stance - here. Understandable, since irony: a thing for at least 2000 years, while Republicans understanding irony: not yet a thing. Good gawd, y'all.

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bobbert's avatar

Could you have a giant peen and not be jolly?

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chascates's avatar

Why were the children 'prancing' in the first place?

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Garry Smith should see all teh ghey stuff going on at The Citadel . . .

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>This was about promoting one side with no academic debate involved.</i>

Yeah, no. "Because Jesus" is not now, nor will it ever be an academic debate.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Next up: Discontinuing funding for medical schools if the universities don't teach students to pray over their patients.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Sorry, I left out a ban on mentioning abortion.

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