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"Are there no prisons?" asked Scrooge. "Plenty of prisons," said the gentleman, laying down the pen again. "And the Union workhouses?" demanded Scrooge. "Are they still in operation?" "They are. Still," returned the gentleman, "I wish I could say they were not." "The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour, then?" said Scrooge. "Both very busy, sir." "Oh! I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had occurred to stop them in their useful course," said Scrooge. "I'm very glad to hear it."

Actually, I don't know if that was E. Scrooge or Bull O'Really?

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Make him feel crabby by covering him w/ crab lice.

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Whoever auctioned the Toys for Tots needs to have his toys taken away and by toys I mean his balls.

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Hey, he "tried to apologize several times." Now, you might not think just apologizing would cut it for something like this, but it's more than, say, Dick Cheney has ever done.

And while I don't know for a fact that Dick Cheney has stolen donated toys in the past, I find it hard to imagine otherwise.

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I try not to let the facts and stuff get in the way of my hatred spewing. It’s kind of a holiday tradition for me. More Ha ha than Ho ho.

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and then we can complete our slide into dickensian reality by opening workhouses.

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Cross-border raids is one of those gifts that keep on giving! Pay it forward, Pakistan!

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