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Clark_Nova's avatar

With my choice of instruments, yes. In a NY minute.

Dianna Deem's avatar

Yeah. Thanks for self identifying, morans!

Dianna Deem's avatar

Praise Jebus for vote by mail! Not that it did me any good, mind. Sigh

Clark_Nova's avatar

He still does business from his cell.

Clark_Nova's avatar

They actually played a ragtime piece called, "Autumn". However, in some hymnals, Autumn is an alternative name for Nearer My God To Thee. The media messed it up.

Clark_Nova's avatar

And let the churches go scot-free on taxes.

Clark_Nova's avatar

An undertaker who swills from the chemical bottles behind the curtain.

Clark_Nova's avatar

There is, but it's against the rules here to talk about it.

Amy!'s avatar

Interesting! Thanks for the note.

lisaaug's avatar

Everybody, read The Great Influenza by John M. Barry. Absolutely terrifying, in that everything those heroic scientists and doctors learned to our great benefit, the Pumpkin Traitor has destroyed.

theblackdog's avatar

At this rate a refrigerator box is a luxury, I might be using a bathroom vanity box.

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Can’t set your sights too high

Robyn Ryan's avatar

A step on that slippery slope is all it takes...

Dr. Rags's avatar

But it mostly kills oldz- who trend R.

Swampay's avatar

Hey, dummies, look at it this way. The government is going to support research on coronavirus which pharma assholes will then use to increase their moneybags. It's a win-win!