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well, it is a law in Kentucky, which is why it's a good bet that Rand will be the next guy to grab some SMRT glasses and join Perry at the losers ranch. He has to either give up his Senate seat (not gonna happen) or file his papers to run for the Senate soon (Jan/Feb). He can't run for two offices simultaneously in KY. So say na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye to Aqua Buddha.

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Pig farms have the best (or at least 'splodiest) manure pools

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*never if you have digital clocks, like a civilized person

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Sequels always manage to pick the worst parts of the story line to follow.

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I never do anything without first consulting with Bobby Jindal.

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the only reasone Paul Ryan's 15 minutes will be remembered because HOJB pwned him so good on national TV

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Kentucky has a rule, law, whatever like that, so Rand got the Kentucky GOP to run a seperate caucus so he won't be on the same ballot twice, but - and this is where I think it gets weird - the real primary vote with the other candidates will still go forward, just without Paul's name. The whole thing is costing Rand a ton of money. I cannot find the original article I read that breaks it down but it's closer to $1 million. http://www.msnbc.com/rachel...

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Have you heard his voice? No, he's not going to be president.

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Speaking of debates, I came across this today:

http://boingboing.net/2015/...

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He and Rubio are absent from the Senate today as well. Because there's no important business or a deadline or anything. : /

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Yes, they need to make a rule that if you run for the Presidency you have to quit your elected office- the Republican field would be paired down to like 6 candidates once the chicken shite was cleared out. It's ridiculous that there is no taking a risk here unless you volunteer to take a chance....

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I believe that's his mint julep sitting at one of the tables, yes.

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I do too, never thought of it as obscure.

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They seem to be working on it, though.

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And thank the FSM too- I swear it's the only thing reigning in his megalomaniacal power-trip.

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In complete seriousness, shouldn't Randy at least be sent down to the kids' table debate for the next round?

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