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artem1s's avatar

well, it is a law in Kentucky, which is why it's a good bet that Rand will be the next guy to grab some SMRT glasses and join Perry at the losers ranch. He has to either give up his Senate seat (not gonna happen) or file his papers to run for the Senate soon (Jan/Feb). He can't run for two offices simultaneously in KY. So say na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye to Aqua Buddha.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Pig farms have the best (or at least 'splodiest) manure pools

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

*never if you have digital clocks, like a civilized person

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Sequels always manage to pick the worst parts of the story line to follow.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I never do anything without first consulting with Bobby Jindal.

artem1s's avatar

the only reasone Paul Ryan's 15 minutes will be remembered because HOJB pwned him so good on national TV

Karen Marie's avatar

Kentucky has a rule, law, whatever like that, so Rand got the Kentucky GOP to run a seperate caucus so he won't be on the same ballot twice, but - and this is where I think it gets weird - the real primary vote with the other candidates will still go forward, just without Paul's name. The whole thing is costing Rand a ton of money. I cannot find the original article I read that breaks it down but it's closer to $1 million. http://www.msnbc.com/rachel...

Karen Marie's avatar

Have you heard his voice? No, he's not going to be president.

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

Speaking of debates, I came across this today:

http://boingboing.net/2015/...

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

He and Rubio are absent from the Senate today as well. Because there's no important business or a deadline or anything. : /

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Yes, they need to make a rule that if you run for the Presidency you have to quit your elected office- the Republican field would be paired down to like 6 candidates once the chicken shite was cleared out. It's ridiculous that there is no taking a risk here unless you volunteer to take a chance....

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

I believe that's his mint julep sitting at one of the tables, yes.

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

I do too, never thought of it as obscure.

r m reddicks's avatar

They seem to be working on it, though.

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

And thank the FSM too- I swear it's the only thing reigning in his megalomaniacal power-trip.

Wookie Monster's avatar

In complete seriousness, shouldn't Randy at least be sent down to the kids' table debate for the next round?